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PERIODS SUCK SHIRT: http://www.districtlines.com/20847-Periods-Suck-T-Shirt/smosh
DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://bit.ly/awEFNk

Smosh and I Set My Friends on Fire combine forces to teach you the real truth about the birds and bees in this hardcore music video. Your no-no place will never be the same. Trust us.

LYRICS:
There comes a time in every man's life
When he grows hair where it used to be bare

I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy
You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy
Because periods suck and commas rule!
This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!

When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed (in Sex Ed), remember what you read (remember what you read)
Just forget what the others have said
Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed

And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby,
And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy
Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
(OH MY GOD IT BURNS! )

And did we mention
The risk of getting STDs
Not just gross hookers have it
Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
Well maybe you should watch more basketball
Wait a second this is not about sports
Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts

When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed (in Sex Ed), remember what you read (remember what you read)
Just forget what the others have said
Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed

Your body is growing
You will get hairy
Your puny voice will start to change
And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
Your pits will stink
You will get zits on your face
Without this knowledge you will scare girls away
So listen to this song every day

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  • Best video on youtube ever, nuff said.

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  • Okay, now when my teacher tries to teach my class sex-ed, I'll just show her this.

  • why do i love u guys so much? u just rock, i was thinking maybe eu could make one on halo3

  • 3:29 Anthony emptys his shoes

  • Never gets old :D

  • METALCORE! FTW!!!!

  • Why hasn't this been on tosh.o yet

  • OH MY GOD IT BURNS!

  • According to my calculations, •- ,

  • ANTHONY ISNT THE ONE SINGING HE IS LIP SYNCING

  • i wud listen the song every day... if i cud understand the text without lyrics XD

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