Tom Waits on Fernwood Tonight

this is so entertaining

"$1.99 for all you can stand. I couldn't tell whether to eat mine or give it a ride home."

Thanks!

Tom

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" haha, gold!

Miss Fernwood 2-Night! Martin Mull and Fred Willard were
brillant and funny! Many of today's so called comedians could
learn a lot from them.

the interviwer actually and exactly trippin on acid. EXACTLY DOIN THAT. I am too angry to consider that you may be A sexy enuff FEMALE to be my lab partner now.

you are right. i got real uptight about evil alcohool AFFECTING THE PIANO instead of focusing on that its funny THAT I'VE NEVER HAD AS MUCH COCAINE IN MY LIFE THAT THEY TOOTED DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK.

you didn't really get it, did you birdhaldol. It was an act. Probably wasn't even "alcohool" in the bottle.

i am real thin. i disappear when i turn sideways. that tom waites guest was a sidewinder snake. it was NOT all pretend. period. THAT WAS A REAL $20 BILL that JERRY HANDED HIM. I AM HIS BROTHER. HE DID PUT UP HIS 4 Y.O. AS COLLATERAL...HE DOESN'T LIKE FRONTAL LOBOTOMY THREATS.

You're thin alright ... between the ears.