Thanksgiving Song - Meeting Her Dad

This is a true story of when I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time on Thanksgiving.

OK, maybe it's just 'based" on a true story.

OK, it's actually not true at all, but it's funny. Enjoy the song and have a Happy Thanksgiving!

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Lyrics:

This Thanksgiving my girlfriend Jill and I had dinner with her dad
We'd only been dating for a couple of weeks but I thought "it can't be that bad"

So I met her father and said "Hello Sir, I've heard so much about you"
Jill said "I'm gonna go cook you boys play nice, we'll be eating at 2"

So I tried my best to impress her dad but he wasn't even smilin'
When it comes to small talk with his daughter's boyfriend, he sucks like the Detroit Lions

Then he came real close and said "Jill's my only girl, I'm sure you understand
That if you ever hurt her you're gonna end up like the Native Americans"

He was dead serious and I was scared so I tried to respond with a joke
I said, "That sounds great I've always wanted to own a casino in New Mexico" (hehe)

Then we sat down I threw a roll in my mouth and asked her dad to pass the dressing
He shot me a look that was as cold as ice and said "Son, how about after the blessing?"

It would've taken a while for me to swallow the roll and I didn't want to delay
So I spit the masticated bread out on the plate and I smiled and said "Let's pray"

I thought I'd come over and impress her father but it definitely didn't work
My only chance at redemption would be through my special surprise dessert

I brought my Grandma's famous pecan pie 'cause it's the best and Jill deserves it
So I told her to close her eyes and open her mouth and that's when I found out she's allergic

Even in this moment of life and death crisis my girlfriend was looking hot
I'm embarrassed to admit it but I'm kind of attracted to anaphylactic shock

Even though I saved Jill's life by administering an EpiPen with precision
I decided to leave because the dinner had gone even worse than LeBron's Decision

So this Thanksgiving I'm thankful for the fact that Jill is still alive,
And that I had an excuse to leave early enough to be the first in line at Best Buy.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Thanksgiving Song
• Thanksgiving
• Thousandaire
• Kevin McKee
• Comedy
• Funny
• Holiday Music
• Turkey
• Turkey Day

[code2high]

LMAO!

[mmycomputer]

this friday im going 2 meet my girls dad!! im so nervous but it cant go as bad as it went for u rite?? lol god bless ill write back 2 tell u how it went if yall r interested wish me luck!! :/ :D

[Fearsman26]

This song is so great ha ha ha ha