Aggro is Mine (The Tank Song) - World of Warcraft Song

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Another excellent World of Warcraft Parody by Dax.

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Aggro is Mine (The Tank Song) - Dax.

For all the Paladins, Warriors and Druids out there who are saving lives. in karazhan, black temple, sunwell plateau, 5 mans, pugs, everywhere!

Lyrics

I keep a close watch on this threat of mine.
I keep my taunts on cooldown all the time.
I sunder armor, mangle, judge their crime,
Aggro is mine, I hold the line.

I find it very, very easy to get hit
I get the mob's attention, every bit.
I charge into that deep dark scary pit.
Aggro is mine, I hold the line.

I am a tank that serves to protect you
I keep you all from being squishy goo
And you will find that when our time is through.
Aggro is mine, I hold the line.

I have a high repair bill all the time
I find my armor never keeps a shine.
But you will never hear me cry or whine
Aggro is mine, I hold the line.

I keep a close watch on this threat of mine.
I keep my taunts on cooldown all the time.
I sunder armor, mangle, judge their crime,
Aggro is mine, I hold the line.
Aggro is mine, I hold the line.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• World
• of
• warcraft
• paladin
• warrior
• druid
• pve
• tanking
• song
• parody
• funny.

[NARproductions]

This.  Is. Amazing.

[matt2961]

guy to the left: Hunter MDing to the tank. Guy to the right: Healer. Guy to the bottom right: Rogue using Tricks

[fixt100]

i rolled a bear because of this song i kid you not.....

[RbKkid61]

sick shirt

[CorpPitbull]

Notice: Tauren tank.

[wowlover85x1]

all fear the almighty armor sunderin warrior tanks!

[joiless]

@XxTheNegotionxX He's the tank. He's had your share of tater tots too.

[Randomdude2708]

Nice Johnny cash parody.

[TheLatinoCrazy]

wtf is this?

[XxTheNegotionxX]

God that guy looks like he got his fair share of tater tots...

[Commy01]

That shirt is enough to make the meekest of tanks feel like they could pwn Deathwing by themselves.

[Eriyonai]

The picture alone was enough to make me want to 'like this' before I'd even heard the song.