SONG PARODY OF PLAIN WHITE T's "HEY DELILAH"

this parody is named RE: YOUR SONG ABOUT MY CLIENT DELILAH" it is written by M. Spaff Sumsion www.spaff.com and sung by Robert Lund.

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RE: YOUR SONG ABOUT MY CLIENT DELILAH
Parody of "Hey There Delilah" by Plain White T's (Higgenson)
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
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Dear Mr. Higgenson:
It's me, Delilah's lawyer
I am writing to inform you
There's a third restraining order
In effect
The first two haven't stopped you yet
She's quite upset

May I remind you, Tom
My client doesn't like you
Yet you keep composing songs for her
Which means you have the IQ
Of a brick
You couldn't "hit that" with a stick
Please seek help quick

Oh, we're watching you, you creep
Oh, we're watching you, you creep
Oh, we're watching you, you freak
Oh, it's what we do all week
All the stupid week

Do not address Delilah's mother as a MILF
And please desist from mailing puppy dogs
And photos of yourself
In plain white T's
And next time put some pants on, please
Nice cottage cheese

My client's gone in hiding
Halfway 'cross the nation
But you evidently stalked her
To her undisclosed location
In New York
You put it in your song, you dork
We're freaking torqued

Oh, were watching you, you creep
Oh, we watch you when you sleep
Oh, we watch you when you eat
Oh, we watched you take a leak

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But you've used planes and trains and cars
And pogo sticks and Segways and a horse
But we've got warrants out for you
So, Romeo, if you try to
Go near her, you'll regret the choice, of course
There's lots of guys who'd gladly pay
To make your love song go away
They'll quickly take you down without remorse
With deadly force

Dear Mr. Higgenson:
This isn't 'cause I'm jealous
That I left the band for law school
While you got rich with the fellas
With your song
Here's why I took this client on:
Like you, I've wanted her so long
So it's so nice to sue you, Tom

P.S. How's Mom?


© Spaff.com 2007+

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[SoMaybeImBroken]

i had to watch this again....sooo funny! '''please seek help quick'''....ah...lol. we watched you take a leak...XD

[Kai7294]

LMAO!!! :D "p.s. hows mom?" xD

[MRHUMAN0]

Just the best parody ever!!!

[MrWasp33]

@themannydanny go home loser

[lilmizadorkable]

hahahahahaha my sides were splitting about 30 seconds into the video!!

[bandman726]

we walched u take a leak!

[tishjay]

Hil-ar-ious

[Fredisyodaddyo]

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