Advice Column Ad

This aired on 9-16-08. My school newspaper decided to create an advice column, and they needed to get the word out so that people would give them material to write about. They opted with a commercial for Hawk TV, and I was selected to make it. Humor seems to get people's attention the most, so I had the newspaper staff come clean about some bizarre and funny problems on camera (listed below). Created by Jeff Green on 9-12-2008.

Bizarre problems:
- I have a compulsive fear of salad.
- I've always aspired to be a teletubby.
- I spiked my hair with superglue.
- My Physics teacher just assigned us a bridge to nowhere.
- I dumped my boyfriend on his birthday, so why does he hate me?
- I really really really wanna zig-a-zig ah. (Spice Girls reference)
- My DVD player has a crush on Wall-E.
- Somebody switched all my mom's cookbooks with tofu recipies.
- Ninjas are holding my guinea pig for randsom.
- Me duele mi cabeza, y ahora, solo puedo hablar en español. (Very roughly, and said by a person who only speaks English) I hurt my head, and now, I can only speak in Spanish.
- I've lost my Republican hat, and now I only have my American hat.
- I lost my precious.
- Every time someone asks me a question, I have to reply in song. (On the computer screen)

Discarded problems:
- I look like Bhudda, and everyone rubs my belly.
- The dog ate my science project. Which one of us will die first?

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• Highland
• Hawk
• TV
• Jeff
• Green
• Advice
• Column
• advertisement
• newspaper
• sun
• problems
• questions
• funny

[AlbatrossNecktie]

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[Singingcandygirl]

Umm Yeah