Rockwell Retro Encabulator

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[skirkwo2]

This was a great example how engineers play practical jokes on the sales team.

[frytechnician]

For God's sake, I wish this guy would stop dumbing down everything. I'm not an idiot!

[Jeff ←]

I found it!!! This is where depak chopra gets all his info!

[YuhDoanSay]

Actually, I believe that he was speaking 'Creation' a Scots battle language. Since it's only currently spoken by Caledonian Hitclans, I'm not surprised that some of you may have thought might have been meant as a joke. "Fungoid sorcerer imago gravid soil? Per - (permafrost) Atavistic ghost. Metallurgy Pigs, Distressed Flytrap! Flytrap! Flytrap!

[jb0177]

...trained at the steve jobs school of marketing

[stillbreathing37]

Why would he waste his time worrying about insuring the redneck republicans understood anything?

[TheBaglady2]

I think Obama must have taken a class from this guy. Making absolutely nothing sound like something..and convincing all the dummies.

[mygaffer]

You want to know the biggest part of being a good sales person? Making lots of sales. You can shit out all the platitudes you want but at the end of the day I'll tell you what the boss wants to hear, that you sold a lot of units.

Knowing your products well definitely helps, I'm not saying it is a bad thing, but get off your fucking high horse buddy.

[iusedtogomach]

This is pure genius and the best version of the encabulator versions. He is SO believable! I do not know how he keeps a straight face. Based on the last election, this would fool at least 50% of the population...and most lawyers!