Don't Cha by the Abbeycat Dolls featuring Busta Noakes

Teacher contribution to student X-Factor charity fundraiser event in Christmas 2006. My colleagues cover the Pussycat Dolls and me--I rap. Poorly. "Getting Shakespeare on your ass," indeed....

In case my mumbled delivery made the lyrics unintelligible, here's the rap bit I wrote out:

[Busta Noakes]
Ok (ahh)
Yeahh (ahh)
Oh, we about to get it just a lil hot and sweaty in this classroom (oh, baby)
Teachers let's go (uhh)
Students let's go (dolls)
Let me talk to y'all and just you know
Give you a little situation... listen (fellas)

[Busta Noakes]
Ya see this (class) get hot
Everytime I come through when I step up in the spot (are you ready)
Make the place sizzle like a summertime cookout
(Teaching all the kids)
Those poetry techniques
Simile, Metaphor, getting Shakespeare on your ass
Onomatopoeia, so gangsta with it (oh, baby)
No tricks only diamonds under my sleeve
Gimme tha paper
But make sure you 'sir' before you leave

[Busta Noakes]
Ok, I see how it's goin' down (ahh, don't cha)
Seems like lower school wanna little attitude or somethin, let's go

Well let me get straight to it
Every kid wan watch a teacher when I come through it
It's the head almighty, lookin all brand new
It ain't long or deep or nang, it's just McArdle
Lookin at me like you really don't understand
Tryna put it on, no homework, no pen and no book
Ya wanna play wit ah playa kid then play on

Tuck in that shirt, boy
And girl, do up that tie.

Watch me and I'mma watch you at the same time
Lookin at ya wan break my rules
You the very reason why I give out detentions yo
Copyin' lines, long speeches, events on the computer
For the record, don't think it was somethin you did
Cuz mostly at Longbridge y're really a good kid
I got a idea that's dope for y'all
Let's get down with the Barking Abbey massive, yo!

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• music
• video
• rap
• teaching
• Shakespeare
• Barking
• Abbey
• London
• Pussycat
• Dolls

[MrNamz20]

i wud wanna see miss iqbal in dis LOOL

[111111Nikki111111]

OMG he used to teach me =O thats reele creeped me out =P

xxxx

[Jamie15800]

He was my teacher lol

[Gummybearalex1]

I Wish Miss Iqbal Was In This, Miss Islam, Mr Jones(French) and Mr Duddridge. LOOOL

[ruby12345ruby]

I'm scared im never talking to Mr Sizer Ms Hart Mr Noakes and other teachers in this video I'm scared of them all now! Thanks a lot! :S

[darcyhogg123]

omd soo embarassing im spreading thiss !!!!!!!!! xxxx

[Gugsdonleader99]

lllllooooooooooooooooollllllll­llllllllll

mrs gallon me pdc

[supersaad255]

@MrNamz20 LOL

[Rachl0l0l0l0]

LOL, omg I remember this. Cringe so hard.

[bladekillers4]

OMG OMG OMG LOOOOOOOL WATCH HOW I PUT THIS UP ON MONDAY WEN I HAVE MISS HART :')

[iPrincePro]

LOOOOOOL!! Imagine ms rajan dancing in the video! XD