Sh*t Crunchy Mamas Say

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Written by natural mamas just like YOU. Inspired by "Shit Girls Say" and "Shit New Age Girls Say."

Written by
Genevieve MamaNatural
Michael PapaNatural
Theresa Armstrong
Laura Dunn
Jennifer Cook Obergfell
Christine Cortes
Kendra Mason Purcell ‎
Krystie Wood
Abbey Byrd
Lindsey Harrington Parks
Jenny Sarafin
Angela Elliott
Robinmarie Vabolis
Katherine Georgetti Dragonrider Morel

Sh*t Crunchy Mamas Say includes:
Sorry I smell like garlic, I'm trying to kick this cold.
Who was your doula?
Are you going to the chicken pox party?
I love the amber teething necklace!
Wanna carpool to the nurse-in?
You use regular deodorant?
I might eat the placenta, I might not.
48 hour water birth. Yes it hurt like hell.
We don't have a crib?
Two Words: Big Pharma. Vaccine injury. Baby wise. Elective c-section.
Facebook took down another one of my breastfeeding pictures!
We chose not to mutilate his genitals.
Does this baby carrier show off my back fat?
It's called The Business of Being Born.

• Category

  Comedy

[Basier Cette]

Anyone click on this because they wanted to see what a "Crunchy Mama" was?

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I'm intact and happy that my parents left me whole. I know I'm not alone.

[Katie Fusselman]

Lol I love the pumping. I am working part time so I always need to pump while at work so I use the dressing room at JCPenny's I love it when women walk in and go what is that noise.

[Josh Cali]

omg how annoying

[WharfRat44]

Hahaha

[RainbowHoot0wl]

I'm not vaccinated and I'm a healthy teen who isn't home school.

[Carlynn Davis]

Haha! So funny and true!

[Lorraine Pinto]

Lol!!! And I am sure every one had their two cents to put in!! Lololol. I have four daughters!! Ive heard it all!!! So funny!

[Amber mommyfour]

LOL. I love this!

[FrenchChicana]

Omg i was dying LOL!! Thanks!

[Arella17]

I agree about other vaccinations its a necessity now and she can't avoid vaccinations unless she wants to home school her kids. I had to get tons of Vaccines for school and even college I had to get a Meningitis vaccine to live in the dorms.

[143skwk]

I didn't mean they were risking their child's life by going to chickenpox parties, I meant they were risking their kid's life by not vaccinating their children. Risking their children's lives, other children's lives, and elderly lives. There has been evidence that chickenpox parties do more harm than good. But that's a whole lot better than exposing them to a world that they aren't protected from.