Thank God for Obama! (Or, Obama for God, which ever is grammatical) the govt. has now "identified" FOSS (Female Orgasmic Stretch-This-Shit-Out-Till-Its-Silly Syndrome). As with most govt. programs, FOSS wipes out any pleasure associated with what used to be a fun activity, namely, fucking.
Before FOSS, men were empowered by fucking. Now, any sex act is at best a draw and probably a failure. Chalk a big one up to equal rights!
btw, hook lil finger thru ear loops to direct head. Just saying.
Women have ears?!
iiaen 2 years ago
Thank God for Obama! (Or, Obama for God, which ever is grammatical) the govt. has now "identified" FOSS (Female Orgasmic Stretch-This-Shit-Out-Till-Its-Silly Syndrome). As with most govt. programs, FOSS wipes out any pleasure associated with what used to be a fun activity, namely, fucking.
Before FOSS, men were empowered by fucking. Now, any sex act is at best a draw and probably a failure. Chalk a big one up to equal rights!
btw, hook lil finger thru ear loops to direct head. Just saying.
mrkiii 2 years ago