Miss Dis (CalMixXx) - New Calpernia Music!

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Music by Calpernia Addams
Directed by Andrea James
Lyrics:
They call me Miss Dis, because I put em all down
I'm the dissin'-ist bitch, you better ask around
So set your damn watch to Eleven Fifty Nine
And enjoy your last minute, cause bitch you're mine.

I'monna cut you up like you wouldn't believe
monna crisp you up crunichier than Paris's weave
I'm gonna lay in a burn, atcha can't dismiss
If you wanna enemy, you don't wanna Miss Dis

You wore a snuggie to your prom, and you thought it looked good,
ya got it from ya momma and it gave you wood
It didn't really matter cause your date didnt show
His pimp wouldn't let your daddy leave the stroll

Ya showed up drunk at ma quincañera
made my abuelita cry I said bitch don't scare her
lets take it outside like a coupla cholas
May bring my hermanita, bitch a true high roller

Ya daddy won ya momma in a game of dice
You blew em both for luck but he rolled snake eyes
Ya granmama tried ta buy a heart transplant
but they didn't take food stamps, how bout that?

Ya got a package from Oprah by Fedral Express
it was a gold invitation to the follwing address:
I need ya for a show on prostitutes
who wear fake ass gucci crocodile skin boots

You never get a Tyra mail, but here's a letter from Obama
It came with a warrant that he issued for your mama,
We've come to a conclusion, after much consideration
You're the ugliest bitch in the entire nation
You a broke back crack bitch lookin like the blair witch
Facebook status sez "I think I got tha bootie-itch"
Ya look at yourself it's a like a brick in tha mirror
Don't just break tha glass girl, ya make it disappear

old mr french fry sittin on a fence,
tryin ta make a dollar out of 50¢
hatchi catchi liberace ooo la la
I gotcha Ooo wah juicy penny on tha ska

Oh they call me Miss Dis, 'cause I put em all down
I'm the dissin'-ist bitch, you better ask around
So set your damn watch to Eleven Fifty Nine
And enjoy your last minute, cause bitch you're mine.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Calpernia
• Miss Dis
• Miss Diss
• comedy
• music video
• rap
• dis rap
• slam
• insult
• snuggie

[Lyco499499]

I still can't stop listening to this. LOVE YOU CALPERNIA!

But I can never make out the lyric "facebook status says________" any help? lol.

[CalperniaAddams]

@Lyco499499 Aww thank you! Click "Show More" above to open the dropdown, I have all the lyrics in the More Info section. =D

[CalperniaAddams]

@Lyco499499 (And I guess I could've just answered the question, ha ha: "I think I got the bootie itch")

[asdfrw32]

callie!!!! i need a cd from you with this song, stunning, next and anything else. even a cover of sibylle baier (whom you introduced me to!).

id even pay for a deluxe cd edition if it came with a bonus poster of you in that dress with your kittens coming out to play.

[CalperniaAddams]

Hey hon, thanks! I'm on iTunes, just search "Calpernia" and every 99¢ goes toward more poptarts and tequila for me! =D

[letterman96]

I'm just here for the b00bs.

[MironVlog]

Totally the best song from you Calpernia! And by the way, why is Next! set on private? I would love to see it...

[SpiceboyRandom]

Awesome.

[Lyco499499]

I can't stop listening to this. Love you so much Calpernia, you get it alot but you really are an inspiration to me.

[DAN13L15]

Cal you're amazing :)

[kirk991mood]

Lol this is my fav song from you.. you have really good music :D (a little crazy with the knife?) lmao

[ebutlled11]

absolutely TERRIFIC boobs and cleavage - very natural!!!

[PinkFace01]

Oh Calpernia I LOVE miss diss!

[azgilbertboi]

this would be an AWESOME ringtone!