Believe Nothing S1E4 Double First (Part 1 of 3)

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In Double First, Adonis Cnut is suspected of murdering Burger King Professor Sheridan Brinsley in a pub toilet after having appeared on a talkshow with him. Adonis denies he has killed Brinsley, but is clearly being secretive about something. One afternoon, when he is normally lecturing, Dr. Awkward accidentally meets Adonis in his office and he starts kissing her. However, when Hannah starts "scrabbling at his trousers like a deranged dormouse", Adonis stops her and tells her he's impotent. When she tells Albumen about this, he knows something must be wrong, and when they ask Adonis whether he would like to go to a sex therapist, he reveals what has really been going on. As it turns out, Adonis has been mapping human DNA in his secret laboratory for the last few years, and has already started cloning people as well, namely Albumen (a spare one, in case something happens to the original) and himself. Adonis's clone has evidently murdered Sheridan Brinsley, but when the clone comes over to the apartment, no one can tell who is the real Adonis. The real Adonis then tells the police inspector about a microdot he put between the buttocks of his clone in order to tell them apart. This turns out to be a bluff, but it becomes clear that the clone has no genitals (as Adonis puts it: "teflon groin") which is convincing enough. The clone is arrested and Adonis goes free.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• rik
• mayall
• believe
• nothing

[AceripXF]

Because Rik Mayall is sex on 2 legs god he's so Hot!!!

[MayallFan35]

lol i think that albumen had a huge crush on his master lol!!!! :-)

[thefunone33]

just love rik x

[MayallFan35]

Ive always wondered if he was REALLY enjoying that. lol!!!!!

[MayallFan35]

lol rikairiify. :-) i did the exact opposite. ;-) hehehehehehe.

[Rikairiify]

I think I sorta blushed while watching this :/

[Rikairiify]

@leapoffaith20 Do you fancy him as well?

[Rikairiify]

'My ego cannot be much as your mighty weight'- coming from the master of narcissm...

[pamziaw]

its because theres nothing sexier than a guy that is confident. hes confident in a way that says, 'come here baby and let me lick you' whereas most men say 'er... can i look a you? yes? um ok, hi?'

blunt confidence can be really hot, you just have to use it right

[taliebev]

Okay, this is so deliciously slashy it's untrue. I love how they've weaved the subtext about their 'desire" (or whatever it is) through this series. Form a queue behind me to be next at massaging Rik Mayall!! Thanks for posting xxxx

[xokatyxo]

I don't know how Rik & Michael managed to get through that massage scene without corpsing.. especially when some of the.. erm.. "lotion" splattered in Rik's hair.

[Harriet123P]

Because he's perfection? I don't t know why either, to be honest - he just has that something about him that makes him so adorably sexy! Maybe it's his ego? Who knows!