ZA [WoW Parody]

***EXPLICIT LYRICS***

Original Song: Dolly Parton - Jolene

I am STILL farming this mount. I have lost it about 3 times - other than that I've never been in a successful PuG that has beat the timer. We either have DC's, people going AFK or saying BRB, people skinning every single f*****g thing we kill or just loooow DPS. Or we wipe. A lot. And each time the mount has dropped, the lowest DPS or most slacking person has won it.

I WILL get that mount.

Lyrics (By Dudeadin):

ZA, ZA
ZA, ZA
I wonder if i'll get the mount today
ZA, ZA
ZA, ZA
Please don't give it to the AFK

I farm this dungeon all the time
I've never rolled more than a 9
Is the bear mount ever to be mine?

The DPS can't kill the Scouts
"You're fucking noobs!" the healer shouts
And I cannot complete this run, ZA

To skip some mobs we swim the lake
It takes forever for fuck's sake!
And the timer waits for no one in ZA...

And I can easily understand
How you could easily need the mount,
But i think that if you do i'll go insane.

ZA, ZA
ZA, ZA
I'm desperate to get the mount today
ZA, ZA
ZA, ZA
Please don't give it to the slacking mage.

N I have quite a range of mounts,
but hes the only one that counts,
The bear mount is the one for me, ZA

N I can't do this anymore..
I've just rolled a fucking 4
But I will still come back for more, ZA

ZA, ZA
ZA, ZA
I'm begging that the mount will go my way,
ZA, ZA
ZA, ZA
but its not gonna be today, ZA

ZA, ZA-a-a-aaaaa

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Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• sharm
• taintedlore
• sharmafk
• syntheticsiren
• wow
• world of warcraft
• zul'aman
• za
• bear mount
• parody

[lolrune]

Have you gotten this mount yet?

[taintedlore]

@lolrune no lol

[lickmybushsaysi]

"I can't do this anymore, I've just rolled a fuckin 4" lol

[Adeon55]

TAINTEDLORE

OWNS!

[Alargator]

I'm sure it's been said already, but one would think a guild group would help solve these problems. >.o

[SuperJohnsheppard]

still dont got the mount? add me to real id and ill make a premade grp :p



[Tails1888]

if i was ever lucky enough to get into a dungeon with you i would need on it just to give it to you if i won :D

[NightFlinger]

I do believe Sharm is the first to ever touch on country/rockabilly. While not one of my favorite genres, I personally enjoyed the song. I would like to ask something - Generally speaking, you NEVER swear in your songs, I've only heard cussing in two, this one and Wool Cloth, is somethin' bugging you besides the drops, Sharm? (Not trying to creep, just concerned about one of the best parody artists ever. o.o)

[Matt561]

@taintedlore oh no : (

[YaoiIsMySin]

I know how you feel. I have grinded that mount for ages on my main and you know what happened last week? I was on my alt hunter, just got the ilvl for Zandas and when I queue, I pop in ZA. With the normal greetings, the tank goes first and sets up the pace for us. When Jan'alai hit the floor, we had 10 minutes still left and Halazzi was down when the timer got to 5-6 minutes. You can imagine how I /facedesked when we actually did it. And for goddammit tank was highest with 15K dps!

[Jayce71]

I love this song, great job Sharm!

Amani War Bear > Amani Battle Bear though :D

[OrangeRabies]

O.O I love the original song, a wow parody of it? THANKYOU