Dead Cat Walking - meow meow

Meow Meow

One for cat lovers everywhere....


Cat sitting in the garden looking at the world through the vine
Shes just sitting there and chillin, hanging until dinner time
Now pay attention cat, there are words that just need to be said
It's all very well you sitting there but how come you aint dead

We cant be absolutely certain but your about 23 years old
And every morning now I check if youre stiff and cold
You cant live forever but it looks like youre giving it a try
Come on Jessica, get with the plan, its time for you to die

Youre a dead cat walking, soon to disappear
read my lips cause I know that you cant hear
Youre a dead cat walking, and I hope its clear what Ive said
I really love you darling but.... How come, you aint dead

Now I dont want you to suffer or feel any pain
I know youre deaf, half blind and more than a little bit lame
The incontinence is getting worse, phew you dont half pong
I really love you Jess but....... Its time to say.. so long

I could phone the vet and make an appointment for later today
Or you could do the decent thing and just pass away
9 lives is cool but 99 is taking the piss
Come on Jessie, look down the barrel, from here I can not miss

Youre a dead cat walking, youre living on borrowed time
By now you really should be a late feline
Youre a dead cat walking, and I hope its clear what Ive said
I really love you darling but.... How come, you aint dead

Youve exceeded your warranty, youve passed your best by date
Youre fucking up the stats on the pussy mortality rate
Youre a venerable old woman and Im a grouchy old man
But Im the one with the opposing thumb that can open a can

Youre a dead cat walking, you havent got a chance
Even if you outlive me, therell be no celebratory dance
Youll only survive me by 3 meals at the most
cause you cant use the tin opener, so youre....
fuckin' toast

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[mindovermatter2009]

Ello Jess!!!! keep that boi thinking he's the boss. > ^_^ ~*

[monello198]

@mindovermatter2009

she's a cat..

she can't read you message, she's not on line!!

duh

lol

;-}~

[Toracube]

That ain't no kitten. ..

Not Mikee...The cat....

Great Vid !!!

[monello198]

@Toracube

cheers mate..

always enjoy a good video myself

;-}~

[weeyin1155]

Hahaha....it's just as well she's deaf! haha

[monello198]

@weeyin1155

deaf dumb and blind..

thinking of writing a rock opera about her

;-}~

[Tadek59]

Awesome !!!

:-)

[bigbeninjax]

She's deaf, dumb, and blind eh??? Too bad women don't age that way, too......

[monello198]

@Maysey1

no!!

not 27!!

not another four years!!

i didn't sign up for this... i want my life back

lol

good to hear from you Mark.. love to you and your 

;-}~

[monello198]

@marycigarettes

the wind and rain has totally fucked up our swimming season!!

so plenty of strumming time then...

[marycigarettes]

@monello198 yes..throughly enjoying the wind and rain...keep on strummin and a singin

[Maysey1]

Good on ya mate, we've had feline's that lived to be 27 years old, we've now got a whole new generation of those wonderful animals. Hope these words have found you well and full of P & V. Mark