Subhuman_original song

I wrote this song about 2 years after "Neanderthal" and it seems like a reasonable follow up to that tune. It also nicely compliments "Flatulence" as well. So, that being the case, I'd like to apologize for the crass and low-brow nature of this song but, why bother. And since I see no reason to incriminate myself unnecessarily I will not comment on any of the alleged subhuman tendencies alluded to in this song. And furthermore I do disavow all knowledge regarding any and all alleged subhuman proclivities either I or anyone I know may or may not be rumored to possess. Any similarities between me and the subject of this song are merely coincidental (Yeah Right!!!). I hope you enjoy the music and as always, your feedback is welcomed. Please feel free to rate, comment and share with your friends and thanks for listening and thanks for your support

lyrics:
I like to sit around and pick my nose
I like to feel the jelly between my toes
I like to burp real loud when I'm drinkin' my beer
I like to burp real loud so everyone can hear
I like to go to places where it's nice and crowded
And fart like hell, they can't do anything about it
I like to scratch in the places that make me a man
I like to do it in public whenever I can
'Cause I'm a...
Subhuman
I'm a...
Subhuman

I get food stains all over my shirt
My wife complains but, that don't hurt
Some folks say I'm just a slop
But, I can't help it, that's my job
I like to drink my beer while I'm watchin' the game
With all my friends, we're all the same
Whenever I get me a runny nose
I like to wipe my snot all over my clothes
'Cause I'm a...
Subhuman
I'm a...
Subhuman
I'm a...
Subhuman
I'm a...
Subhuman

Words and Music
Frederick Niel Pfiel
Copyright 1990
All Rights Reserved

Thanks for your support
Fred

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Subhuman_original
• song
• blues
• rock
• bluesrock
• funk
• novelty
• humor
• neanderthal
• comedy
• spoof
• staire

[fgerardohost]

You are sensational!

[justplainfred]

@fgerardohost Thank you

[bru69noRoryGallagher]

son un peu saturé .

[justplainfred]

@bru69noRoryGallagher Thanks for listening

[recovering16]

This is too much, Fred. Love it!! Thanks for sharing...

[justplainfred]

@recovering16 Thank you kindly

[zivoderac]

@justplainfred  :)

[justplainfred]

@ritacos Thanks for listening

[justplainfred]

@Finallybenunderstood Thank you for listening

[justplainfred]

@StupidFingers Thanks

[Finallybenunderstood]

talented but grosss!!!!!