Raised Right

Based on this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4jiqYcUoOk

OK, it may be a bit much to say that Dan Quayle didn't believe he lived in the 20th Century. Suffice it to say he was confused on the issue. http://www.snopes.com/quotes/quayle.asp

Dan Quayle vs. Murphy Brown: http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,975627,00.html

Dan Quayle, regarding Mars and breathing: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Dan_Quayle

The genetic influence on intelligence: http://www.scq.ubc.ca/the-genetic-basis-of-intelligence/

For a native Hoosier, the Quayle family has a special place in one's heart. The same way red meat has a special place in one's colon. Here one Hoosier applies for whatever sweet gig Ben Quayle surely left in his quest for national exposure. As far as we can tell that gig had something to do with capital investments, or internet porn, or both.
http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2010/08/11/best-2010-candidate-storyline-this...

All that sounds fine, and it very likely beats working for a living. Sign us up.

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[crazykrazyqrazy]

Lol, this is hilarious. Looks like lil' Skippy should thank the president for that brand new catchphrase that he came up with ALL BY HIMSELF.  I guess Daddy's money really pulled him through the primary, and he'll be right there to buy his shiny new Congressional seat during the general. Honestly, that's the equivalent of excusing yourself to the restroom as a 33-year-old grown man, and having your father come in to help you aim.

[crazykrazyqrazy]

Oh, God... What could make this funnier? I reloaded this page, and next to the video was an ad; the smug look on Ben Quayle's face along with that "oh-so-original" catchphrase!

[happidagger]

But I love Dank Whale...

[RuflessRecords]

Election results Nov. 2, 2010: Ben Quayle 52%, Jon Hulburd 41%, third party candidates the rest.

[ReadmanJ]

Awesome! LoL this was great! Quayle Fail haha

[crazykrazyqrazy]

Am I a psychic or what? Looks like lil' Skippy Silverspoon won the general as predicted. I guess the NAME of the Republican party takes priority over its own principles (I won't go into that; do the research). Now, we wait for him to inevitably blow his term and get ousted during the next election. Skippy should really do some studying; overestimating federal spending by $11 trillion is one screwup that's hard to overlook. Just a taste of what's to come for AZ's 3rd congressional district.

[beebeezy4]

my favorite is the ben quayle ad next to the video and the ben quayle campaign video up next!

[dirtywilly26]

@Truth4Power

genius

[ElectroDaemonMusic]

@bawkbawkboo1

it's almost as if they the GOP come in two flavors. Stupid (Bush/Quayle/Palin/Steele) or Evil (Cheney/Limbaugh/McConnell)

[k158151]

congratulations Ben!!!

you're on your way to do some kicking