Wrote In My Log (MSU CHM Jizz In My Pants Remake)

Maybe the worst part about being a first year medical student at MSU CHM is the professionalism log! Special thanks to my brother Danny who helped make this video possible. Make sure you listen with headphones or on a computer with good audio.

Clicked in, from across the room
Downed my drink while the students loom
Take my chair in ICC
J. D. there sleeping next to me
Make our way through the powerpoint
Learning pesticides doesn't have a point
The door so close I thought I'd try
A break in the speech now it's time to fly
Leave this place go back to Echt
Better move fast or they'll have your neck
A step too late and they'll see you leave
Turn around to see our student dean

(and they)
Wrote in my log

This really shouldn't happen this is just absurd
I was dying in there you can take my word
Mainly their fault for the pace that they talk

(and they)
Wrote in my log

Don't tell my friends or there'll be too much hype
Plus it's your fault that you're just out to snipe
I walk on the edge some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and write...

I-R-Q in Physiology
Do them alone now mos-ta-ly
Picking up diddies not looking for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The green lizard and I sawr her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I would click someone in
But the look in her eyes and that sexy grin
She turned to me, that's when she said it
Click me in for the quiz, you won't regret it

(and they)
Wrote in my log
This wasn't my fault this I hope you see
But I'm going to write a letter, formally
And now I'm posed like a whimpering dog

Wrote in my log

To be fair she was flirting a lot
Plus the quiz is worth nothing but a little spot
Please stop acting like you're so perfect
One more thing I won't rate this lab

Last week, I sawr a note
As I recall it was an email note
Stop correlate for the ICC
Forgot to submit now the joke's on me

(and they)
Wrote in my log

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Had to beat the train, had to make a dash
A minute late for my clinical skills

(and they)
Wrote in my log

Next day, my alarm goes off

(and they)
Wrote in my log

Opened my email and a note rolls in

(and they)
Wrote in my log

Me and Fitz walked in to Anatomy lab

(and they)
Wrote in my log

Tried to get a coursepack

(and they)
Wrote in my log

I went

Wrote in my log

They write right in my log, every time they look at me
You say I'm in trouble but I just say level 1-B
Before I check my mail all that I can do is worry
I write the letters all the time it's a necessity

Wrote in my log
(they write in my log yes they write in my log)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• jizz
• in
• my
• pants
• parody
• med
• school
• medicine
• video
• michigan
• state
• university
• MSU
• CHM
• lonely
• island

[conman991]

Go Mike

[itsAyexis]

lmao now ill go home and WRITE!

[mdzerafa]

i'm not gonna be the one to send this out to the CHM listserv or they might actually write in my log haha. Thanks for watching it!

[THEhppa]

this is great, why isn't this more known?

[Alderon007]

nice job y'all...this is sweet

[bobbyskeebo]

Physiology staff keeps a bunch of green lizard things in the histology computer lab at each terminal. You put them on top of the computer monitor if you have a question.

Not sure the history behind why the lizards are used as a question-signaling device...

And fantastic job on the video! Video turned out great! I saw some of the other 'related' med school parodies on youtube, and this is the best one!

[amhutch1]

what's the green lizard?