Mormon Rap

Lyrics:

You don't wanna mess
With the LDS
Unless you'll profess
To the rest your testimony
Now listen up
Here's our story
We call it The Work and Glory
Christ died for our sins
That's where the Gospel begins
Then appeared to Joseph Smith
The vail is getting thin
Brother Joseph started the Last Dispensation
Brought forth some new modern revelation
Added the Book of Mormon
To solve the equation

They call me a Latter-Day Saint
Converting non-members at an incredible rate
Spinning rhymes so fast
Gonna make you faint
If you've seen my ring
I've got the CTR bling, bling
I'll Choose the Right
It's the hymn I sing
Praying each night
And reading everyday
Following His light
Is just the Mormon way

David Archeleta, the Osmonds, Gladys Knight to name a few
But don't worry though
We don't all like BYU
You may not think it's fair
That I don't swear
But I don't care
I'm busy watching what I wear
You know I keep it real
But I also keep it modest
The Lord has taught us
That modest is the hottest
From Nauvoo to Utah
The early pioneers
Gave up all they had
Just to make it out here
Now 13 million strong
And still growing fast
We have come far along
And we're going to last

They call me a Latter-Day Saint
Converting non-members at an incredible rate
Spinning rhymes so fast
Gonna make you faint
If you've seen my ring
I've got the CTR bling, bling
I'll Choose the Right
It's the hymn I sing
Praying each night
And reading everyday
Following His light
Is just the Mormon way

I hope they call me on a mission
When I've grown a foot or two
There I'll spread the Gospel
That others may know it's true
You want a Book of Mormon?
Well sure I'll lend
Might I also recommend
The latest issue of the Friend?
With my scripture study
I don't pretend
I know them all
From beginning to end
Like Nephi 2:15
And my father dwelt in a tent
But I'm not 50 Cent
That's not what I meant
I don't celebrate Lent
I bless the sacrament
Now before I close
There's one last thing
All of you should know
What the Gospel's done for me
I would like to bear my testimony
Of what I know to be true
Christ is our redeemer
He died for me and you
My faith is unwavering
It won't bend
I say these things
In the name of Christ Amen

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[JosephSmithsHairyAss]

@sandwichappy Then I guess you aren't a true mormon. You can't pick & choose what you want from your religion. If you don't believe it was started by a con-man, pedophile who took masonic rituals & blended them with fairy tales & judeo-christian beliefs to sucker a bunch of morons into wearing dirty underwear & believing in fairy tales then you obviously know nothing about your religion & its evolution. You can delude yourself but you cannot change fact and truth. Google "papyrus scrolls".

[lucki801]

fuck you.

[sandwichappy]

im mormon. this video is lame and has nothing to do with my beliefs.

[neil73]

I bet its true what that guy said at the end - Americans, especially Utahans don't have a camp sense of humour. Kudos to the guy for having the guts to do that though.

[kingofhitz0]

YEAAAAAAH BUTTERS!

[twann2315]

thats my boy butter, doing it big dog status. Keepin it fly from wisco to the U.... love ya butter