Chinese Commercials

Selling a Chinese textbook and Coca Cola

Translation:

Buy this first year Chinese textbook! It's only $99.99!!
Give me a call! The number is 1-800-422-6888!
Call immediately and you can get two Chinese textbooks for the price of 1!
BUT WAIT! We can also give you a Chinese NOTEBOOK!
Only $99.99! Over $200 worth of books!
Call immediately! The phone number is 1-800-422-688!
_________

Why are you sad?
I don't know....
You don't know? Really now?...
...*sigh* No, not really.... My boyfriend didn't call me... He doesn't want me anymore! Yesterday was my birthday, but he still didn't get me anything.
Wow! He is such a bad boyfriend! You don't need him then!

Ah...How did you know?

You're happy now, correct?
Of course!

Buy a bottle of Coca Cola today.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• Chinese 10AD
• UCSD