RODAN'S REVENGE (Featuring Godzilla!!!!1!1!!)

In 1982, a brave young filmmaker, whose hands had yet to fondle their first boobie, took to the wilds to capture his vision of the ultimate come uppance of beast against man. In this epic tale, the next-door neighbor to the king of all monsters takes all of humanity to task at the behest of a grossly disfigured, alien, bionic demon named, "Phosphorilicious!"
Prepare yourselves, puny humans, for almost 10 minutes of sheer terror on 8mm Movie Film!

John Waters:
"My God, this is almost as unwatchable as my first film, but at least I was drunk and stoned at the time!"

Kevin Smith:
"Uhhh... yeah... nice editing with ordinary scotch tape, there! So... you gonna eat that last slice of pizza?"

Oliver Stone:
"Back... and to the right...
Back... and to the right...
Back... and to the right...
Back... and to the right..."

Lee Majors:
"I dunno... I kinda liked it!"

FEEL the FEAR of
RODAN'S REVENGE!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• comedy
• humor
• weird
• irreverent
• outrageous
• creepy
• kaiju
• japanese
• godzilla
• cringe
• jackass
• poop

[mrcrawsome]

Why!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[boritom]

Why not? I was 15.

[Velocity9s]

Ooops...meant to type "key-boArd". Concerning combining characters; I and a child hood friend palyed characters together a lot. To show you where our heads were at, it would be Richochet Rabbit meats The 6-million $ Man or Godzilla fights or teams with a somehow giant-ized 'Robot B-9' from Lost In Space. Ofcourse, i've been reliving my childhoos since the age of 6, so I still find myself mouthing a roar when Godzilla sounds off victoriously during a Hesie Era battle. Weeeeee.

[Velocity9s]

I could shoot myself for loosing track of two now high-priced items from my childhood: The Shogun Godzilla with launching fist(??!!) and the first ever crossover by Marvel & DC, a Superman/Spider-man team-up(sheds tears of regret on his key-bourd...).

[LORDJESUSCHRISTCHILD]

Like this can load more about Rodan

[LORDJESUSCHRISTCHILD]

Thank you for loading this one great show do you have more.???????

[joeb1963]

can I get this on a CD? LOVE IT!!!! BIONIC MAN,MONSTER ZERO!!!!

[mobile513]

Man, Phosphorilicious is an asshole. He just threw that kids sister on the ground and beat the kid in the leather jacket for about 2 minutes, in slow motion. What an asshole.

: D

Man, what was I doing at this age? Writing pretentious comic books because I just saw Ghost In The Shell. Man, I wish my teenage adventures were this awesome. Man, I wish my teenage adventures involved Shogun Warriors! Lucky!

And yes, the first boobie, who can forget that first epic conquest!

[mrcrawsome]

Why!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrcrawsome]

WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!