Phantom Poop

an acoustic freestyle about this phenomenon.
you drop a deuce, but when you look- it's not there?
it is sad how i can sing about this so easily

ever have one of those days
when you just got back from eating chipotle
it tasted really good
you go home
and realize you have bowel movements
and you need to take care of your business
but what happens when you sit down
you look down and nothing is there
you look around
you thought you dropped the bomb
you dropped the kids off at the pool but they've disappeared
you dropped the kids off at the pool but did they drown?
....
phantom poooooooop

Category:

People & Blogs

Tags:

• phantom
• poop
• chipotle
• daniel
• lu

[ddukki]

LAWLZ!!!! I couldn't stop laughing for like five minutes! Great song, mister Lu!