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Celebrity Chef Ted Allen Cooks His Favorite Pretentious Foodie Bullshit Meal

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Uploaded on Nov 9, 2011

Jim and Tracy welcome Celebrity Chef Ted Allen on Today Now! to show them how to make the most obnoxious, contrived meals for your dickhead foodie friends.

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  • hellogoodbyemyluv

    hellogoodbyemyluv 1 year ago

    I like Ted Allen 175% more for doing this.

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  • manwithpez

    manwithpez 1 year ago

    "To Hell with this shit! Let's just get some REAL food!"

    Ted Allen, proving not everyone on Food Network takes themselves so damn serious.

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  • moriya2k2

    moriya2k2 1 month ago

    Having just discovered "Chopped", this is now the funniest thing ever.

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  • YS Kim

    YS Kim 1 month ago

    Wow he's a real cookbook author? Didn't know that...

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  • fluffytom82

    fluffytom82 2 months ago

    It is not because you CAN live without something, that you SHOULD... :)

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    in reply to livingkoan242 (Show the comment)
  • fluffytom82

    fluffytom82 2 months ago

    Yes, and masturbating makes your eyes fall out. All those poison stories are invented by small "organic" farmers because they want to make money. What they don't tell you, is that rain contains chemicals too, and their vegetables are as "contaminated" as any other but at 3x the price.

    For the bisphenol: studies have been done and the effects of BPA are minimal or inexistant.

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  • RLoz76

    RLoz76 5 months ago

    Absolutely fucking brilliant.

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  • sajindal1

    sajindal1 6 months ago

    "he's gonna show us how to cook some fussie little foodie dishes for you and your asshole friends" --- TRY TO SAY THIS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE !

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  • Martin Cooksley

    Martin Cooksley 6 months ago

    this quite accuratley shows my perception of cooking shows

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  • battousai12345

    battousai12345 6 months ago

    After "Porkin Across America" ends, I wonder if Allen is going to show us how mince, cook, and make pork chops out of Haggerty...

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  • AdventEdge

    AdventEdge 6 months ago

    Because they and their audience recognize when a gag gets old.

    SNL is a mainstream media TV show, people who watch that shit usually don't because people who watch TV are lowest common denominator.

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  • Starla Bizarre

    Starla Bizarre 7 months ago

    Ted Allen's voice has now made me pregnant. Thanks.

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