My Name Is Lu Killa - Lu Killa - No Homo Mixtape

LYRICS:
Lu Killa on the mike takin the place of Eminem
A totally new style but keepin the white skin
Take a look at my bicepts, I'm no Slim Shady
With muscle mass like this I shake the earth like Haiti.
Pop culture's anti-christ I was born at 6:66
According to Dr. Jesus at the walk in clinic
And at the age of five I got an erection and asked mom what it?
She handed me a bottle of hand lotion and said "Your Dick!"
And ever sense that day, I admit, I was sprung
And they called me young jockey cause like a horse I was hung.
And at 15 I joined the swim team and they made me wear a speedo
The coach flipped out cause my bulge was the size of Danny Devito.
Yea, my dick is something you'd see on National Geographic
Cause every time I get an erection it fuckin blocks traphic.
So if you say I can't rap, because I'm not black.
I suggest you look at what's swingin below my six pack.

My player days started in highschool when I got laid
To a chick who by Jersey Shore standards was a grenade
But I didn't even have to buy the condom, yea that's right, she paid!
And after that I didn't have to take her, your mom on another date.
Sense then I played the pussy like a play a game.
Breakin hearts left and right every time I came.
And if a bitch won't fuck, you know I get brain
And make em snort my semen like its a fuckin gram of cocaine.
They even made a movie about me, just for chicks.
Cause my chiseled abs give girls hard dicks
"But Stephen, girls don't have penises!"
Shut up bitch before I kick you where your fetus is.
Cause I hit my hoes like I hit my flows
Like a Jew with a boner walkin into a wall hits his nose
Are you shocked, hurt, I'm the thorns on a rose?
Well calm down, chill, listen to the chorus, here it goes.

My shit is like givin cocaine to the Dalai Lama
That shit would put the entire Asian nation into a world of trauma
Somethin like what America went through due to Osama
Or an English Teacher does to my lyrics "Shit Where's the Comma?!"
I'm abouta pop out some CDs and a pro mixtape
"Man you ain't even as old as mutha fuckin Drake."
But I still spit like Weezy even without the doobie
Wait, I don't spit, I fuckin hock a loogie.
And i gotta flow like Jay-Z but without the Devil
And while Gucci Mane has a brain cell, I have well over several
And when I talk, you don't interrupt, no Kanye
Although Yeezy I agree Taylor Swift is gay.
"I thought all white boys like Swift?" Nah, she needa go home.
She's too skinny to fuck and too white to give dome.
Now Waka Floka, well, I can't talk
Cause both our names sound like shit your mom said while suckin my cock.

This is not my song, this is a instrumental to Eminem's "My Name Is" and I hold no copyrights over this material aside from my own voice. The music, however, has been slightly altered, thus it isn't an exact replica even if my voice is removed from the audio. I encourage you to buy Eminem's original, "My Name Is".

Category:

Music

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• life
• lukeezy
• my
• name
• is
• lu
• killa
• eminem
• slim
• shady
• stephen
• rap
• hip hop
• no
• homo

[Coolishable]

Haha that hilarious man, keep em coming.