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Tired of feeling like a jackass as others sweep past the velvet ropes and straight into the club? Try these tricks.

To complete this How-To you will need:

Appropriate clothing
Good shoes
Money to burn
An expensive car

Step 1: Don't arrive drunk

Don't arrive drunk. Few doormen will let people into a club who are already three sheets to the wind.

Step 2: Dress appropriately

Dress appropriately—and by that, we mean appropriate to the club's unwritten code. If you're unsure what that is, spend some time discreetly observing how the people who are automatically let in are dressed.

Tip: Wear good shoes. Many bouncers judge you by the quality of your shoes.

Step 3: Divide into smaller groups

Divide into small groups—especially if you're a bunch of men. Doormen want to keep the genders balanced, and they especially dislike admitting gangs of guys.

Step 4: Bribe the bouncer

Bribe the bouncer. But do it discreetly. Waving money in his face like he's a stripper will only make him mad.

Step 5: Become a regular

Become a regular—a generous, well-mannered regular. Aside from being a celebrity, it's the best way to be waved on in.

Tip: To become a regular, start out by going to the club on slow nights, when you'll be assured admittance. Be friendly, chat up the help, and tip well.

Step 6: Rent a cool car

If you're trying to get into a club with valet parking, rent some pricey wheels for the night so you won't be rejected on the basis of your old beat-up ride.

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  • as a doorman this is pretty accurate, especially about waving money in front of us like were strippers, not a bad vid

  • "waving the money about like he's a stripper" lmao

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  • "Man, that's one cool baby..."

  • @alexia513 I misread this as "wasting money to look like a hipster". Also fairly accurate.

  • So in other words, expect to spend a full months wages to get in to a nightclub, for em, a night.

  • You could dress like a woman with big tits.

  • if you are a hot girl with big boobs you get in.

  • @KyonoRocks Just dont drink too many...... simple

  • @mrsmelhem Hahaha, that when you get raped by 20 year old guys

  • stepr 1: be a hot blonde

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