Palin Power

Citizen Kate attends Sarah Palin's speech at the Republican National Convention and discovers the key to the Republican VP's popularity: Palin Power.

I actually made it into the Xcel Center. We totally borrowed badges from friends and were snuck into the real action. The Republicans really had a lot of security.

It was like Fort Knox in there. The entire time, I was worried that I was going to get thrown out like the NPR debate that I attended with Mike Gravel. But the Republicans are so into ladies that I fit right in.

Nobody even flinched when they saw me. It must have been my conservative outfit and Sarah Palin glasses. She really did knock 'em dead with her speech.

I wasn't sure about Sarah Palin at first, but there's no doubt now that she was a strong choice for VP. Heck, her husband's a snow machine champion. That's tough.

Note to Self: Political ladies are powerful with the right hair style and fighting words.

Category:

Comedy

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• Kate
• John
• McCain
• Sarah
• Palin
• Republican
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• Convention
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[IfhBiff]

I love this! You rock! Don't listen to these trolls. Power 2 u.

[Ecksntrick8]

Or not. Her influences, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, but also Sarah Palin. So both sides..

[Ecksntrick8]

That woman is a dummy! Both of them?

[mantaroy]

Like, wow, Citizen Kate. Like, you are sooooo smart. Like I wish I was as smart as you, like you are my hero.

Like I give a shit what you think.

[8562ko]

shut up. stop making fun of her. she's smart, talented, young, a great leader, and not to mention drop dead gorgeous. your sarcasm is not funny.

[aussiefem]

Hehehehe, this is clever.  Well done!!

[philgull25]

Is this serious? This is the most rediculos thing ive ever seen

[benitogarciaweblog]

You are great, my babe!

[satiresisters]

We can't so not wait to see President Palin reign this great nation with her superior Power of Palin!

[shelbod]

Sorry but Plaayyin SUCKS! GO BIDEN and OBAMA