"Third Year..." - Neil Shah (parody featuring Down, Tik Tok, Thong Song, Don't Stop Believing)

This is a parody/medley I wrote about how absurd third year of medical school is! The songs parodied are:

Down - Jay Sean
Tik Tok - Ke$ha
The Thong Song - Sisqo
Don't Stop Believing - Journey

I forgot some of the lyrics during kesha, so tried to edit that part....my bad

Lyrics:
DOWN
Youre already here, today is the start of your third year
You wonder if you, shoulda been an engineer
So leave it behind, the things you thought you knew for step 1
So come on forget your friends, as you get ready to gun
So baby dont worry
Life will get lonely
When you are only
Comfortable with sick patients around
So try not to worry
MD in hurry
Just because youre brown brown brown brown brown
Brown
Baby are your brown brown brown brown brown
Brown
Third year gets you down down down down down

TIK TOK
Wake up in the morning feeling pretty shitty
Ive got my coffee in my hands as I drive from the city
And now the chiefs on my case cuz I cant place a foley
Asking if I want to go to another lap chole
Whatchu talking about
Just wanna set a low bar
Dont wanna go to the OR
I never wanna see another EVAR
Hands are getting real bloody
Legs start feelin like putty
I need a little time to stuuudy
Dont stop, dont let go
Hold that retractor up
Six hours, hands are cramped
Bladders getting filled up
Tick tock on the clock
Surgery it never stops, no
Oh

THONG SONG
This calls so scandalous
And I know the resident can handle this
Stick around for help that no one needs
Writing all these notes that no one reads
Day dreaming is my defense
Against cultural incompetence
Learning nothing that will be on the shelf
While Im living la vida noche
All this roundings got me beat beat beat
Never time to eat eat eat
Danskos hurt my feet feet feet, hey!
I think I'll sing it again
All the roundings got me beat beat beat
Never time to eat eat eat
Feels so wrong
Call days are too long, baby
Too long long long long long
Girl you know I need to go, girl I really need to go
Too long long long

DON'T STOP BELIEVING
Just an MS3, on ob/gyn or surgery
Took a midnight trip to get a little sleep
The call room was pretty lame
There was no mattress on the frame
Went to the gross ass lounge to get a little sleep
Lying on this stanky couch
Praying I dont see a mouse
Wake up to check the vitals again, it goes on and on and on and on
Patients waiting, cant wait to be seen tomorrow
As the consults pile up in the night
Night shift, people decide to wake you from your slumber
As your pager, goes off in the night
Dont stop youre sleeping
Hold on to that dreaming
Sleepless students
Third year of med school
It sucks but that one day its over
Then its 4th year, cruuuising
Third year

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[iraqizhome]

when do you guys graduate? wondering how long I get to be entertained with the parodies...working on my own parodies with PA school (check "iraqizhome")

[billdmx3]

neil shah is the most interesting man in the world