The Mega Powers - MegaMark (MegaMan Freestyle)

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LYRICS:

Hey yo, it's the Mega Mark, the fake Mark Gonzales from the city of, Baldwin Park,
I'm going to kill some bad guys, like a sharpshooter, in the dark,
I'm the excellence of execution ... Bret Hart

I'm Above the Law, I'm Hard to kill, I'm Marked for death, I'm Out for Justice
You're Under Siege, On Deadly Ground, Your friends Under Siege 2: dark territory

Executive Decision was ok, The Glimmer Man was ok too,
Fire Down Below was a little bit better, The Patriot was not as good as Exit Wounds

Ticker, Half Past Dead, The Foreigner, Out For a Kill, Belly of The Beast
Out of Reach, Clementine, Into the Sun

Submerged, Today You Die, Black Dawn,,
Attack Force, Flight of Fury, Urban Justice, Shadow Man, Mercenary for Justice

Pistol Whipped, Against the Dark, Driven to Kill, Kill Switch,
The Keeper, A Dangerous Man, Machete, Born to Raise Hell, True Justice, Skin Trade

I just said a list of Steven Seagal movies; I own all of those direct to DVD movies
But don't discredit, I traded them for $200 bucks, Amoeba store credit

Action movies, are my life, go get married, to say take my wife,
Party with Captain Ron, sleep with one eye open,
Our bars never close, we're always open

One of my favorite shows, is Three's Company, that's my favorite show, so fuck you MTV

I want to fuck Janet, Terry and Chrissy snow,
I like white bitches, something you should know,

I'm a leisure suit, so call me Mr. Furley,
I am serious and don't call me Shirley (shieeeet)
I'm not like George Lopez and say words like Burley
No honky messing with my old lady, jive soul turkey

So taste my spit, ric flair chops woo, I write killer shit, so how about you?
You're all fucking hacks, I thought you knew, your jokes are shit, like Mt. Poo

So listen closely, I'm not gonna repeat this, I'm so flawless, chris brown couldn't beat this,
I'm so far ahead, you can't catch up, I know the punchline before, you finish the setup,
So make no mistakes, I'm not a glitch, you fuckers bought it, my sales pitch

You're just a body in a giant ditch,
We're The Mega Powers, you son of a bitch

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Comedy

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