Worst Date Ever!!!

See my latest videos here http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=HappyCabbie#g/u This is my story of my worst date ever. For my deaf viewers here is the story. Back in 1997 I met this lady and we went out on our first date. We decided to try this new Chinese Restaurant. The meal was good and after the meal the server presented me with the bill and two fortune cookies. My fortune was something like my lucky numbers. Her fortune cookie read, "You are about to enter into a bad relationship!" I am not making this up. She broke up with me right there.

The good news is I complained to the manager and I got the dinner for free.

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[falcor88]

I was once on a blind date with a girl who half way through our date told me that she worked at a call center for a psychic. She didn’t think she was psychic yet but she did believe she would be able to soon with a little more training.. The rest of the date I spent yelling in my mind RUNWAY. I don’t think she ever picked up on it.

[HappyCabbie]

@falcor88 #LOL

[thomas67129]

cabbie when next time u live again

[HappyCabbie]

@thomas67129 I will announce it on twitter

[thomas67129]

as you balls drop yet sounds like the way your talking lol

[HappyCabbie]

@thomas67129 ha ha ha

[BosnianPlayboi]

@HappyCabbie Did you say anything to the Chinese people after she let you go.

[GoNewOrleanSaints]

Haha. Funny video up till the end when we see the POO around the toilet seat :P Just messin.

[Zed1967]

I noticed that you gave Rebekah Brooks a part in this video. I'd change your cell phone if I was you Cabbie. ;)

[k0vert]

@k0vert So now it works. Disregard everything ever. :)

[k0vert]

@HappyCabbie I tried to do the #LOL thing, but your kung-fu is better than mine

[HappyCabbie]

@k0vert thanks