Man Witch (ukulele original)

Man Witch
(by russbuss415)

Dm
that skeleton hanging in the hallway
A
didn't come from the party store
A
that skeleton hanging in the hallway
Dm` A
was a real man before

the cobwebs on the shrub outside
didn't come from a plastic bag
the cobwebs on the shrub outside
came from a spider the size of your hand

F C
Yes this hat is pointy and it's blacker than the night
Gm
I didn't mean to startle you, F
but i'm in the business of fright
F C
you can call me sorcerer or warlock because it fits
Gm
but in the end, i tell all my friends,
A7
that i prefer the term man-witch.


this here bowl of eyeballs
weren't made from peeling grapes
this here bowl of eyeballs
are from people that stood in my way

i'm not scared of werewolves or vampires
oh it's quite the contrary
i'm not scared of werewolves or vampires
they're too pretty to be scary

i'm a dude that is a witch

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Category:

Music

Tags:

• man
• witch
• russbuss415
• original
• ukulele
• song
• bringthesong
• challenge
• happy
• halloween
• manwich
• sandwich
• sloppy
• joe
• hat
• serious
• fire
• hazard

[thingsBIGthe]

Good luck in the Undies.

[russbuss415]

@thingsBIGthe thanks much Gio.  good luck to you too!

[Gregparkerblues]

Hi Russ. I was off internet when you did this. Its great ! I like it. Wicked lead break,too.

Happy All Souls Day. Regards, Greg.

[russbuss415]

@Gregparkerblues thanks for watching Greg! hope you had a great week .

[musicmayi]

@russbuss415 ha. sea pepperoni.  makes me laugh.

[Gregparkerblues]

@Gregparkerblues All Souls Day is one day after All Saints Day,(Nov.1)I mistakenly thought it was one day before.According to my mother-in-law,Halloween is the 'eve of the two 'hallows' days,so my comment is wrong.Hardly anyone does' trick or treat' in Australia,but the retailers are having more luck establishing (your)St Valentine's day.

[russbuss415]

@musicmayi thanks for the return visit Mandalyn! i think i read that "hawaiian pizza" was actually invented by some German dude. in any case, it's delicious. the sea possums are actually big fans of sea pepperoni :)

[musicmayi]

@russbuss415 @russbuss415 came back to watch it again - love the insert of the 'twilight' dudes, too:) hawaiian pizza, on the other hand... real hawaiians prefer pepperoni. Ask Aldrine. or the sea possums. wait. nevermind. sea possums prefer seaweed. what am I thinking?

[musicmayi]

@russbuss415 came back to watch it again - love the insert of the 'twilight' dudes, too:)

[russbuss415]

@musicmayi thanks Mandalyn! nothing beats a good sloppy joe. well maybe a slice of hawaiian pizza, that's pretty damn good too :)