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Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation
recently ....

Apek:Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...

Apek: err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..

Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah... dia punya performance tadak bagut...
manyak cinang semputloh ...

Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa
problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat
pancut..

Apek: err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..

Apek: Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers).

Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lupunya
lanchiau..

Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu
nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..


Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja.. Bukan
potong zaka la..... Proton Saga........lah


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too.. :)

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  • Hahaha mmg lawak..... Anywayz.... circumcision is not compulsory for Muslims OK it is only compulsory for people practicing Judaism.... Its just that its more convenient to circumcise coz is pretty cumbersome clean uncircumcised family jewels.

  • @ziadesa

    dan boleh tahan lama .... hahaha

  • what he potong, he's penis??

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  • Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation

    recently ....

    Apek:Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

    Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...

    Apek: err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..

    Ali: Apa problem?

    Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah... dia punya performance tadak bagut...

    manyak cinang semputloh ...

  • Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa

    problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...

    Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

    Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat

    pancut..

    Apek: err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

    Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..

    Apek: Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

    Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers).

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  • Namewee rox! Kelakar gila! antara lawak paling best penah aku tengok! Thumbs up!

  • good one. n so funny too. however it's so true that we has to sacrifice something for a better future. but don't cut something that can never be undone. good thing it's a dream..

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  • @penpcm Fine, I respect that view.... Ok... As a Muslim, I am indeed inferior and Jahil. Actually, It depends on Mazhab. For Maliki and Hanafi school of jurispundence, It is "Sunnata Muaqqadah". However for Shafii and Hanbali, it is wajib/compulsory.

    However, I'm in favor of circumcision as "Sunnata Muaqqadah" because if you ask any non-muslim Malaysia, why are they so afraid to embrace Islam, .... Its simply because they are afraid of the circumcision. I know its superficial but its plausibl

  • @ziadesa

    CIRCUMCISION IS COMPULSORY FOR EVERY MUSLIM.

  • Circumcision is actually not complsory for all Muslims, but since we in Malaysia are practicing Syafiie Islam, it has come as a must. Other Muslim sects e.g. Syiia, Hanafie or Hambali might not say must to this "potong". However, don't believe this bloody trios' words lah (at the kopitiam). If all Chinese who wishes to open Islamic Bank account must "potong" then all Tok Bomohs / Mudims (circumcision practicioners) will be very rich la!! Heheh lol, excellent job to Ho Yufang!! :))))

  • I laugh till i drop..man!!

  • hahaha

  • so funny..hahaha.nice video

  • i guess its kinda funny but lack of brilliant message compared to other vid

  • HAHAHA ! Laugh till can't STOP !

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