The Definitive Zombie Documentary (redux edition) Part I

A friend of mine and myself found this film among a bunch of other movies. It appears to be some kind of government training film. It contains information vital to the survival of the human race. You must watch in order to prepare yourselves for this threat.

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[megavikingman]

As the zombie who volunteered for this documentary (the one with a vacant stare, mottled, grayish skin, etc.), I object to your assumption that no zombies can talk. I, for one, am capable of all higher brain functions, such as participating in debates. I just find myself insatiably hungry for human brains.

If you would like, I could arrange to meet you in person to prove both that I am a zombie and that I can speak and eat br...occoli.

[estebancq33]

best zombie film ever.

[TNMessedUpShow]

Did I just see russel brand in a zombie documentary?

[EgagLatsev]

@megavikingman i your a zombie then do you type with your tounge becuase you would have no motor skills if you were in fact dead...... and you would NOT talk idiot..... save the roleplaying for dnd

[Yirlkryan]

and only one way to kill a zombie it to blow its head off

[SorrowsBlade]

read zombie survival guide again and fix al the mistakes u made

[cappy1018]

You guys have no idea what your taking about when it comes to zombies. Everybody knows zombies can't talk. Also it takes 23hrs for the infection to fully spread.

[cinnamontoasty]

yeah, swiss cheese and shaken not stirred are so right. I can honestly say it is the best zombie documentary I have ever seen.

Ugliness must be the cause of qwerfderf's hostility. ^^

[ShakenOtStirred007]

yeah swisscheese, qwerfderf is as dumb as a post. i bet he has never done anything useful in his entire life. if he were to die, absolutely no one would care. and he also misspelled "humor" (because he is an idiot (and ugly))

[SwissCheeseAndKnees]

qwerfderf is obviously an idiot. the zombie survival guide is a collection of the best ways to survive a zombie outbreak, so is this. as such there are inevitably going to be similarities. solanum was obviously in homage to max brook's book.