A skit performed and recorded for a High School Comedy show. All lyrics are written by Dan Henderson. Video Editing done by myself. Mashup track courtesy of Top Flight. We would like to thank Dr, Wilson for letting us make this parody.
Lyrics:
Well, the name is Dr. Wilson I'm a PhD; graduate of UC Berkeley majoring in Chemistry
All these modern rappers they have nothing on me, according to Isaac Newton I'm the straight up G
Velocity, Acceleration, ions metals oxidation, atoms neutrons and the proton, you're all behind so get a move on
I can tell you anything, from my book of everything Solids liquids gas or plasma; just ask me why you have asthma!
Ask me any question I'm the real Myth Buster, I'll tell you how to mix solutions that will make your silver luster
Nuclear energy, sub atomic chemistry Van der Graffs and Newton's cradles get your feet off of my tables,
You think I can't rap just because you think I'm old, but have you ever seen T Pain turn pennies into gold? It's my job to teach you things like particles and density, cause 50 Cent can't spell the word electronegativity
3, 6, 9 iodine periodic table is on my mind
Moles, them moles, them moles, them moles calculate,
Beryllium to Neon (neon) Alkalis aren't that strong
No that answers wrong, Add heat heat to the beaker
Add heat heat heat hah, Add heat heat to the beaker
Add heat heat heat
Clean up, and get the benches clean or at the end of the period you won't leave turn around, and stop your talking
Unless you want a quiz on Stephen Hawking
Moles them moles them moles moles, moles
Don't touch that
Collisions can hit, so hard
Inelastics, oh my lord, so move next time you see, an 18 wheeler traveling at full speed
Good, take my advice, you never know when it could save your life, I know everything, I even know how to dance and sing
Don't touch that
lawl im a freshman in d dubs class :p I LOVE THIS!!
ARTxISxEVERYTHINGx 9 months ago
yesyesyes
jackgallaghersp4 1 year ago
haha
Dickdoodlers 1 year ago