Partly Cloudy: The Rap

Just when you thought I couldn't look like any more of a loser, a video like this comes along.

Hope you like it! Sorry for the delay...I got all this fancy new hardware/software and it took forever to figure out (since I'm dumb) so I finally just decided to make the video w/ the old stuff. Hopefully I can figure it out for next time!

Al Roker is cool, make no mistake!

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LYRICS:

The names Remy Remz
News got you getting bored fast?
Buckle up, Chuck
Heres your accuweather forecast

Humidity 12,
Temperature 52
And thats Farenheit,
I dont deal with Celcius fool

A high of 60
Is whats expected
Whats the feels like?
Man, thats subjective

Sunny in the afternoon
Cloudy late
Heres the 10-day
Im-a dominate!

Got some wind gust blowing
That yall gotta fear
Got mad hydration
In the troposphere

Theres a big storm coming
Y'all need to know that
This tropical depressions so bad
You gonna need some Prozac

What's the chance of rain?
50%? That's annoying
Is it gonna rain?
I dont know, flip a coin

Its gonna be cloudy
Not full but partly
Is that the whole forecast?
Man, hardly.

One part sun, 99 part clouds
I mean, I dont know,
I guess it could be
The other way around

You should check your instruments
I ain't got no instruments, bub
I just get here in the morning
and right-click on Weatherbug

Im Habib, you know that
And my rhymes are so phat
that the Iraqi weather service
said to check this forecast

Chilly tonight,
the winds are calm
Sunny tomorrow
with a chance of bombs

Clouds are forming in the south
You know they are really
Could be a storm about
Or just smoke from argele

Its gonna sleet in Tikrit
Park your ride inside
Or youll be sporting more hail damage
Than my wifes thighs

I got a PhD in weather,
Im a doctor of Doppler
Majored in clouds
Minored in reading the prompter

Bad weather on the map you say?
Well just let me see
It be moving to the left
Just like MSNBC

Got a storm down in the south
We got a monster starting
Gonna get you at the knees
Just like Tanya Harding

In the north it's getting cold
You'll begin to freeze
Like a polygamist leader
You're all into teens

Al Roker talking trash?
Man, this better be good
Or Im-a have to go and break
His neck of the woods

Come and see me in the office, Al
Your face will get disabled
Yeah, your stomach aint the only thing
Thats gonna get stapled

People can't tell a rain cloud?
Im about to go insane
Cumulonimbus
That's Latin for dont wear suede.

Reporting from the storm
is my duty, yo
Though I could tell you it was raining
from the studio

Cuz Im a weatherman
See you five minutes before Letterman
They got a whole weather channel, but Im better man
Cuz you know Im just your local weatherman
Yeah, you bet I am

Back to you, Jim.

• Category

  Comedy

[Nita Chawla]

hahah my favorite line "that's latin for don't wear suede"

[kevin brass]

Remy is better than most of the rappers today.....

[XtreamRayz]

This guy is better than anyone on HLN he's mad cool thanks Remy for these awesome vids!!!!

[woohoomoo2u]

if only weather was this exiting...

[assgrapes]

50% chance of rain is my favorite forecast. I might as well ask my 5 year old. Or just look up.

[Fanofcartoons99]

All weather reports should be rapped.

[Kahalyn Williamson]

when he says here's the ten day imma dominate

a 7 day is thrown up



[Dany Faus]

he should be in ERBOH3

gooooo REMYYYYYY

[Ryu Vault]

lmao "what's the chance of rain 50 % well that's annoying is it going to rain i dont know flip a coin" that's an awesome line bro

[cmgrove86]

I used this on my final project in my meteorology class. A project on clouds..... Nailed it :)

[1216Hurricane]

"You should check your instruments." "I ain't got no instruments, bub - I just get here in the morning right click on WeatherBug!"

LOL that's my favorite line.

[StrudelKitty5527]

can u be my weatherman???