"In the Name of the King" Review

The latest Uwe Boll movie adaptation of a video game is "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale." Stan the Movie Man from WIMZ.com takes a look and wonders what the heck anyone was thinking.

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[buttscrew12]

Why do Uwe Boll's movie sucks so much? And why does he keep getting funding. But Boll got what he deserved, a commercial flop.

[StanTheMovieMan]

All I can guess is his films must do well in Europe and Asia. If that's the case, release them there and don't subject us to them.

[leocivic]

I just watched this movie for free over the interweb and i feel sorry for anyone who paid to watch this crap. I wanna poke my eyes out half way through it.

[StanTheMovieMan]

Fortunately, I get reimbursed for the movies I see. But I'm not sure 10 times the ticket price would be enough.

[stuartdrummond]

"What a piece of CRAP!"

I loved that. Which was worse? This or Dragon Wars?

[StanTheMovieMan]

It is difficult to judge which is worse, kind of like deciding which of your children pisses you off the most, but if I have to choose, it would be "Dragon Wars." At least the special effects in "Name of the King" were decent, even if pretty much everything else blew chunks.

[TaleSpin89]

this movie is fucking terrible

[xxxmrfunxxx]

this movie sucked asss!!! D: i wanted to get the hell out of the theater cuz it was driving me crazy.Sucked balls

[zupergozer]

if I could do one wish It would probably that everyone turns into a bobble-head

what do you mean its not related to anything?

[MrArrylay]

The cast is what duped me into renting this movie, but it's funny to watch the reviews after watching this train wreck of a movie. I'll give it to Uwe Boll, because of him and this movie, the ninjas are making a comeback in hollywood.

[bullsquid42]

Okay it may not be a good movie. But I have seen so much wors. This movie is entertaining if you just "go with it". And compared to crap like Transformers 2 or GI Joe it is a masterpiece.

[Frisby2007]

I'd rather watch Dragon wars than that shit. And that was a bad movie.

[DuchessAliana]

I can't decide whether this movie was better or worse than Eragon. LOL

[PrimaveraPictures]

I have not seen an Uwe Boll film yet, but I am amazed how all of his films get so terrible reviews, and he still manages to get Ray Liotta, a goodfella into his film. Did he sleep with him or something?

[PrimaveraPictures]

I have not seen an Uwe Boll film yet, but I am amazed how all of his films get so terrible reviews, and he still manages to get Ray Liotta, a goodfella into his film. Did he sleep with him or something?

[sereda008]

Oh come on. I am 15 and I could make a better movie than that guy.

[bigtattoorick]

This movie blows ASS!!!!!!!!!!! Worst movie I've ever watch.... And wat da fuck is up with ninjas in medidal times.... It just blows!!!!

[chadboy0]

does Uwe Boll not know anything about fantasy lore?? you have the main character, brought up on a farm by a small villiage, and he is a master swordsman who knows matial arts? I don't think so!! added to this you have a bow and arrows that are impervious to water, ninja bodyguards who fight like the goddam power rangers and no blood on any of the weapons in the fights?