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Uploaded by on Nov 5, 2009

"Conan" Lyrics:

BOMBATTA! I NEED YOU! BOMBATTA
BOMBATTA! I NEED YOU! BOMBATTA
BOMBATTA! I NEED YOU! BOMBATTA
BOMBATTA! I NEED YOU! BOMBATTA
7 FEET OF DICK

YOURE A BARBARIAN
YOU LIVE FREE IN THE WORLD
YOU OWE ALLEGIANCE TO NO ONE

YOURE WEARING A LOIN CLOTH
AND SWINGING YOUR SWORD
AND SWALLOWING LOADS OF CROM

I SUPPOSE NOTHING HURTS YOU?
ONLY PAIN!
CONAN KNOCKS OUT A CAMEL AGAIN

THE PROMISEI WAS KINGDOMED
THE KINGDOMI WAS PROMISED

BOMBATTA! I NEED YOU! BOMBATTA
BOMBATTA! I NEED YOU! BOMBATTA
7 FEET OF DICK
BOMBATTA! I NEED YOU! BOMBATTA
BOMBATTA! I NEED YOU! BOMBATTA
7 FEET OF DICK

VALERIA!! CAN YOU BRING BACK THE DEAD?
A GIANT BIRD OF SMOKE
FLYING OVERHEAD

THERE ARE 6 OF THEM AGAINST HER
1,2 TREE
I THINK YOUR RIGHT WILTS DICK IS LEG NUMBER THREE

TEAR OFF YOUR HORN
IM GONNA KILL YA
ATTACKED BY A GROWLING LIZARD GORILLA

THE PROMISEI WAS KINGDOMED
THE KINGDOMI WAS PROMISED


IT IS WRITTEN IN THE SCROLLS OF SKELLUS
THAT THE HORN WILL BE FOUND BY A WOMAN-CHILD
A VIRGIN WILL HAVE A MARK UPON HER
AND WHEN THE HORN IS PLACED ONCE MORE
IN THE FOREHEAD OF THEUGHH DREAMING GOD
DAGOTH WILL ARISE AND LET MEN FEAR
DEATH TO THE WORLD THE WOMAN CHILD WILL BE SACRIFICED

BOMBATTA! I NEED YOU! BOMBATTA
BOMBATTA! I NEED YOU! BOMBATTA
7 FEET OF DICK
BOMBATTA! I NEED YOU! BOMBATTA
BOMBATTA! I NEED YOU! BOMBATTA
7 FEET OF DICK

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  • Greatest song ever.

  • This Arnold parody group is way better than Austrian Death Machine. 75% who see this will agree.

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  • I'm in love with this fucking song.

    

  • @ulissesns It was a joke, Conan the barbarian. Conan O'Brian, haha funny.

  • crap

  • This songs awesome i dont know what the hell your all talking about

  • @karl9864 check out my page for shots of us recording the album in Connecticut.

  • The band is good! But the masks are stupids. Take off this shit.

  • This is F*ing hilarious!! From the looks of half the comments, a lot of people need to watch Conan The Destroyer. :P

  • this is going to give me nightmares! conan is creepy enough on his own without this shit!

  • I wanna scream like Majin Buu for my next metal project.

    26 people hate majin Buu

  • uhuahaha

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