A pondering and verbose tale of delightful equines

Transcript:

"Diminutive and youthful equines of mine possession, oh yes, indeed, Diminutive and youthful equines of mine possession.

Suddenly, i feel the most appealing urge to give an artistic display regarding the presence of diminutive and youthful equines of mine possession, and thus i shall proceed with performing the aforementioned act in a timely and considerable manner, my dearest companions.
Diminutive and youthful equines of mine possession.

Since the very dawn of time, myself was eagerly wondering in what manner a companionship between one and another might present itself like.
Diminutive and youthful equines of mine possession.

This mindset however should be questioned very soon, thus leading me to obtain said companionship in relation with supernatural power that cannot be explained by ordinary science ways.

Said companionship included countless dangerously inspired events of a very broad and risky manner that should not be imitated for security reasons. Furthermore and luckily, an enormous amount of quite amusing and entertaining activities happened to come along with my dearest aforementioned companions.

Also worth mentioning in such a context is the blood pumping organ which is able to process a considerable large amount of blood cells in a utterly and downright very short span of time. Along with these characterics come specific physical skills which are obviously far superior to all things i have ever witnessed beforehand.

At this point, my dearest friends, i must conclude, that the multiplication of positive social behaviour indeed is not a hard thing to do, and thus it shall be done in a very common and consensual way from now on.

A bunch of colourful and enjoyable contents such as this one can be made wholly consummate with further adding of externally controlled supernatural powers.
At this moment of time, all diminutive youthful equines of mine possession seem to be wholy assembled and in fortunate condition to proceed. It is now that the following question must be asked with full determination and without any afraidness at all: Dost each one of thou comprehend that thou all qualify as mine companions of the utmost priority? "

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[MrAnalpfropfen]

Heh, thanks and brohoof to whoever submitted this to Equestria Daily!

[SkyrimOrBust]

"Along with these characterics come specific physical skills which are obviously far superior to all things i have ever witnessed beforehand." Was the best part.

[MrAnalpfropfen]

@SkyrimOrBust Despite the fact that "characterics" is not even a real word, yeah, i liked that part too. ;)

[mario4kix898]

Joseph Ducreux up in this bitch!

[Baronvonkame]

i pump my first towards the person who hath created this magnum opus it a gesture that they should return showing between us a brotherhood.

[PoniesWithProblems]

I'd say, i am rather fond of these technicolor equines.

[455shadowman]

i understood almost nothing lol

[gurglelord]

This guy has NEVER lost a game of Scrabble in his life, has he?

[Dionysus24779]

How did you get that voice ?

Is it computer generated ?

[TheHoodedZombie]

Youthful*

[bleefinson]

Jolly good show, lad.

jolly good show.

[EPR89]

Riveting tale, chap.

[KaiCalimatinus]

@rankaratar

Indeed, creation of the aforementioned article in an audiovisual datum file is forwith requested by one, as such a ideal is wholly appropriate to the communal gathering of mirth, well enjoyed apon a post meridian, accompanied by fine assam and stove baked goods.

[51stSheep]

I am pleased that the time has at last emerged in which a fellow equine-worshipper (more than likely to be male from a statistical standpoint) has retrieved this flummoxing form of internet poetry to the ever-growing cult that is "Diminutive and youtfhul equines of mine possession: the bonding of beings in a form that is mutually beneficial is equivalent to externally controlled supernatural powers."

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/verbose: It's about time somebrony brought some class to the fanbase of MLP: FiM.