The Chanukah Song (Part 3)

An UNOFFICIAL Music Video for Adam Sandler's Chanukah Song (Part 3-edited version)

Song: The Chanukah Song (Part 3) [Movie Version}
Artist: Adam Sandler
Album: Eight Crazy Nights: Soundtrack

Lyrics:
Put on your yamulke
It's time for Chanukah (sounds good guys)
Once again it's Onakah
The miracle of Chanukah. (give it up for the Drei Dels)
Chanukah is the festival of lights.
One day of presents?
Hell no, We get eight crazy nights.
But if you still feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you
So here comes number three!
Ross and Phoebe from "Friends" say the Chanukah blessing.
So does Lenny's pal Squiggy and "Will & Grace"'s Debra Messing.
Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mixed meat with dairy.
Maybe they should have called that show "Little Kosher House on the Prairie."
We got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller and Jack Black.
Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can have him back!
(Just kidding Tommy!)
We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe
But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigalow! (I'm jewish!)
Oh My God! Sweet Robbie Schneider is here!
Put on the yamukah
Here comes Chanukah
The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica
Celebrates Chanukah.
Oooo, good job Schneider
Osama bin Laden--(Booo!)--not a big fan of the Jews.
Well, maybe that's because he lost a figure skating match to gold medalist
Sarah Hughes, her mama's Jewish!
Houdini and David Blaine escaped straightjackets with such precision.
But the one thing they could not get out of
Their painful circumcision.
As for Half-Jewish actors, Sean Penn is quite the great one,
And Marlon Brando's not a Jew at all,
but it looks to me like he ate one
There's Lou Reed, Perry Ferrell, Beck and Paula Abdul.
Joey Ramone invented punk rock music
But first came Hebrew school.
Natalie Portmanukah
It's time to celebrate Chanukah.
I hope I get an Abrtronicah,
on this joyful, toyful Chanukah.
So get a high colonicah
And soil your long johnukahs
If you really really wantukah.
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy
Happy Chan-u-kah!

I am in no way related to Adam Sandler, Eight Crazy Nights, or Warner Brothers. This was created by me for entertainment purposes only.

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[jusosa]

Im a Christian and I wouldnt mind having jewish friends and to celebrate Hanukah as well as christmas with them just to see how Jesus Celebrated his days and also because it seems interesting and festive, something new and it wasnt this song that made me want to try it out its just in general good to see how other religions do it but i will always stay a Christian :)

[silvermittweasle]

20 people lost the figure skating match and soiled their longjohnikkas

[sopranoms]

I have liked that part about someone that had a painful circumcision.

[BrooklynNotQueens]

If you're Jewish rememver that the chabad church is new and gentile religion and that the chabad "menorah" isn't a Jewish thing.

We Jews make this brocha:

ברוך אתה יהוה אלוהינו מלך העולם שלא עשני ליובאוויטשער

אמן

[anne91276]

its more about the victory and the miracle that took place. Hanukkah is not just about the oil and the menorah.

[badgescops1]

@TheMutantX109 juedaic belifs follow the moon and hanuka isnt about the soltice at all its about the temple only having enough oil in thr temple to keep it lit for 1 night and it lasted 8 nights alowing macabe to get more oil

[Hidepride]

@TheMutantX109 Chanukahs orgins isnt the winter solstice.... Considering its not even on that calendar. How can you say chanukah is the celebration of lights because" its on december 21st" when each year its on a different date? Sometimes a whole month before that?

[kevyster]

Osama bin wasted- still won't be eaten by Jaws. Jaws is Jewish but rather eat a pig than Bin Loser

[TheMutantX109]

@Masterlink981 Hello, Is It Just A coïncidence Hannkah Is The 20th And The Solstice On The 21st? Its A Sincere Question, What Do You Think? ( BTW Did You Notice In The New Version Of The FIRST Part, He Doesn't Name Harrisson Ford Anymore? Do You Know What Happened? ). Cordialy.

[SuperLineman66]

I dont celebrate Chanukah but this song is sick!!!! I 💚 it!!

[OBERTROP]

shouldnt he have a chanukah song for every day of chanukah?

[Masterlink981]

@TheMutantX109 We celebrate Hannukah because, God made sure the lamp stayed on 8 days and 8 nights to predict Jesus Christ's birth.