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[6colin90]

endless celestial sex you say? i may be a mormon.

[dschoneberg]

@dirkhunter Well, it's real nice that you are trying to make it up to all those black people you kept out of the celestial kingdom by these post-mortem baptisms, but what are you going to do about all those black people in the Terrestrial Heaven who don't have anybody on Earth who remembers them? For thousands of years everybody in Africa has been kept out. There must be millions, if not billions, of souls waiting for somebody to baptise them so they can go to the real Heaven.

[sims24025]

Sounds like something a Klansman high on shrooms would create

[ErikVaughnDillinger]

damn, he fucked the shit out of mary. You see that face when he knocked on the door? he means business.. ike, you bitch, you know why im here.. take them rags off and bend over

[hailvishnu]

This is fascinating. I especially love the dramatic voiceover.

[DoolittlesRevenge]

I love mormon jesus!

[dirkhunter]

@dschoneberg The telestial Kingdom will not happen till after the resurrection, all those that would have those blessings would have accepted or rejected baptism by then. If you know the LDS teachings so well you would know this. Also all those that go to the telestial kingdom will still be able to live a paradistical glory and have family and loved ones visit. There must have been millions of people all races, so what are you waiting for? Join the church and get to work!

[dirkhunter]

@dschoneberg There are ordinances being done by the thousands every day in the Temples of the Lord today, just because some were not able to receive it physically on this eartth will not mean they are denied those blessings in the spirit world and before the resurrection. Thus, those blessings are extended to the ancestors of those by their familes on this earth by proxy. Isn't this wonderful?, think of the joy that both can receive. This is the true Love of the Lord Jesus Christ.

[dirkhunter]

@dschoneberg There are ordinances being done by the thousands every day in the Temples of the Lord today, just because some were not able to receive it physically on this eartth will not mean they are denied those blessings in the spirit world and before the resurrection. Thus, those blessings are extended to the ancestors of those by their familes on this earth by proxy. Isn't this wonderful, think of the joy that both can receive

[dschoneberg]

@dirkhunter Now that I've demonstrated I know more about your religion than you do, maybe you should check YOUR references.

[dschoneberg]

@dirkhunter "Teachings of Joseph Smith", pg. 309 - ""All men who become heirs of God and joint heirs with Jesus Christ will have to receive the fulness of the ordinances of his kingdom; and those who will not receive all the ordinances will come short of the fulness of that glory". On pg. 362 he says without the temple ordinances you "cannot achieve celestial thrones". Doctrine & Covenants 131:2 -4 say that you must have a temple sealed celestial marriage to reach the highest degree of glory.