Beijing Closing Olympic Ceremony - Rehearsal

Beijing Olympic closing ceremony rehearsal of the British participation. Chinese TV grab an early sneak preview of Leona Lewis and a David Beckham lookalike, rehearsing the extravagant 8-minute slot to be performed by minor British celebrities and sponsored by Hello and Bella magazines.

Gordon Brown with meet the Chinese Premier Mr Hu Jin Tao and accept the Olympic flame. We have live footage of the rehearsal and find out that Mr Brown will wave a BNP Union Jack in an attempt to gain political support in the UK.

Music from the closing ceremony is revealed and a London Bus has been flown to Beijing for the event. London Mayor Boris Johnson claims the event is "terrific PR!"

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[LINGsCARS]

Excellent! I am glad my video has provoked such intelligent discussion by thoughtful contributors :)

[LINGsCARS]

Whatever your colour a jerk is a jerk I guess. Quite a few here, many different shades :(

[LINGsCARS]

Hahaha, maybe, grming... but I would not really say that. Western people have a better sense of humour, usually (except some of the people commenting here).

[LINGsCARS]

Of course i don't represent China! :) Is everyone quite mad??? How can I claim to represent the other 1,299,999,999 people (who cannot even say what they really think anyway). China (and London) have a few more pressing problems than my video, the difference is - the British (generally) have a sense of humour about it.

[LINGsCARS]

Let's get this clear. Everyone in the World should "go home". Right. So, all the Americans back to South America, Europe and Asia. The native American Indians can stay. The Australians all back to the UK and Asia. The British back to all the countries who have colonised the UK. The Scots can stay, only north of Hadrian's wall. The Poles back from everywhere, the legacy of Spaniards back home from South America and ESPECIALLY the British out of St Helena. Do I have this right? What an argument!

[LINGsCARS]

You come across as a real cuddly character, you know.

[khongbox]

Again, u americans are blinded by your own biased media. If you check the ever neutral wikipedia, u will know that IOC's rule of thumb for medal count goes by number of gold, then silver, then bronze, NOT number of total medals. If you check Yahoo, CNN etc, I won't be surprised they focus on total number of medals bcos USA has the most total medals. What a loser attitude.

[khongbox]

Dear chinese people in da west, pls stay put where u r & annoy these westerners who hate chinese. Also, pls remember 2 forgive them 4 their hostility cos afterall, they've a smaller brain size (search keyword, "craniology" @wikipedia), & lower IQ (search keywords "IQ global inequality" @wikipedia) than east asians. Mmm...isnt it ironic dat d IQ results showing Chinese having higher IQ than whites, r provided by white researchers! lol! Thanks 4 proving whites r less intelligent than us!

[ChimneyBen]

I like this vid, Ling has great British qualities; the ability to laugh at herself and take the piss mercilessly out of everyone else.

Respect to the mental Oriental bird!

[allaboutshuang]

and in front of beijing olympics GREAT BRITAIN is gonna be little Britain,so Ugly,hah

[allaboutshuang]

Haha,UK=UGLY

[darednot]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha­!

bloody awesome!

[a12tfp]

Just awful.

Boris. Bumbling buffoon, can't even wear a suit. What a sham that man has become.

Beckham. Even he looked embarrassed. What a spare part.

Lewis. Anyone any idea of her music? Nor I.

Zep. What a non-sensible wall of noise.

Gross Britain: confirmed: a Victorian, self-lampooning mistake. We undid years, generations worth of milestones & accomplishments that our forbearers have carved out, our British legacy. The most damaging and soul-cringingly event I have ever witnessed.

[kodabar]

Ah, my no-sense-of-humour detector has just gone off.

I'm British, I like the Chinese and I am glad to see them in my country. I'd be happy to be Chinese myself.

"Banana" is actually a Chinese term. It's what they use to describe Chinese who have adopted too much occidental culture.

Surely you've got better things to do than try to bait the "chinks". Maybe you'd like to go an find a black video and call them all "niggers" and tell them to "fuck off back to Africa".

Ling's terrific!

[ough789]

really strong words there~ (not) Is this meant to be funny? Cus it's on the verge of being hilarious. why not free your own country first? who is jackbooted heel? (crazy)...

[kodabar]

Free London! For too long, London has been imprisoned under the jackbooted heel of English tyranny. I call upon the government of China to help free the occupied territory of Londontown.

D'zau ni mada bi, gwailoh!

[ough789]

oooo~ i'm sooo offended (NOT). you chinks can try as hard as you can to offend me but, you will never be able to offend a white person.

ps. To tibetisalreadyfree, 'you saxon', 'robbers', 'whores', 'bombs' and 'drugs' aren't things that I would get offended by. You should try harder to produce better quality shit.

anyway if 'NO Chinese want to be A British ASS HOlE!' then why do you bother learning English and immigrating here to work (sometimes illegally)?

I would really like to know!