The anti factor by Anti factors one man band

If you've been annoyed by the x factor, Cher lloyed, Wagner, katie waissel, cheryl coal or the way Simon changes the rules to please himself then here's a little song you may like, The Anti Factor song, love it or hate it you'll love it .WARNING you may be singing it all day!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• The x factor
• The x factor winner
• X factor
• Simon cowell
• Cheryl coal
• Wagner
• One direction
• One direction song

[tranmere66]

They ruined the night with their scheming to keep

Their panto star Katie, though oh! can she weep.

Conniving as foxes, a con trick so cheap

They slaughtered the hopes of young Treyc.

Some tried to say ‘heads up, her profile’s enriched’

Some lambasted Cheryl although she’d been stitched

Some stood to accuse Cowell, on forums we bitched

But gone were the hopes of young Treyc.

[tranmere66]

Treyc’s voice was wizard, fit for the best halls

And Kate’s off her head, with boo-boos and falls.

We phoned in and phoned in, they fed off the calls

We made for the hopes of young Treyc.

They came to the sing-off with headlines in mind

Producers had orders, King Simon had signed

Put Cheryl up second, her vote she declined

And leaving no lifeline for Treyc.

(to be continued)

[tranmere66]

CLASSIC! Love it. I stopped watching halfway through the most recent series because of the vote rigging. I wrote this parody of the Scottish folk song Massacre of Glencoe at the time:

Chorus :

Oh cruel is the show, lets talent go,

And coddles the lame and crazy,

And cruel was the foe that rigged the show

And murdered the hopes of young Treyc.

(to be continued)