When Bible Thumpers Attack!

What do you do when you get that knock on your door? My answer may surprise you! Nah, probably not.

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• heathen
• atheist
• atheism
• religion
• christian
• bible
• thumpers

[stiltmeister]

I used to get visits from a pair of 'witnesses' on a regular basis. I would invite them into my home for debate. They would pose an excerpt from scripture and I would question it and bring up a verse that conflicts with their statement. After a dozen or more visits, they stopped. Soon another pair started visiting. I asked about the first and in a hushed tone they said; "They aren't with the church anymore." I now have two notches on the door jam and a whole church full to go.

[KingHeathen]

@stiltmeister Nicely done.

[jsuttonus]

One time I was approached by a pair of religious solicitors while I was washing my truck. I told them that I'm an atheist. One of them said "What do you think is going to happen?" (I assume she was talking about afterlife or some crap). I said, "I think what's going to happen is you're going to get back in your car and leave. Guess who's right?" They left!

[KingHeathen]

@jsuttonus LOL....brilliant.

[FuckTheAmazingCunt]

YOU LOOK LIKE FUCKING JEFFREY DAHMER!!

[KingHeathen]

@FuckTheAmazingCunt And you look like an immature moron.  Please grow up or you won't be welcome on my channel.

[KingHeathen]

LMAO!!!!!

Right...that's what it is...I'm possessed by a demon.

Thanks for sharing, the lovely nurse will get you your medication now.

[fdasherv]

It's true, they drag there poor kids to their door-to-door witnessing because they think you're less likely to be mean to them. Human shields.

[Aarixan]

Little confused as to how this video has the likes/dislikes about half and half.

[Aosgood94]

lmao



[o0smokingmonk0o]

One time, someone drove up to a house I was renting with some friends, to have their little girl give me a pamphlet and tell me "You're all going to hell" she turned around before I could say anything and got back in the truck and they both drove off. I couldn't help but wonder, "How did she know?"

Apparently word had gotten out that non-god-fearing people lived there, so they earned some badge by pulling a drive-by. Just one more person teaching their kids to be idiots. Dont live in the south

[MrROTD]

I am an athiest and I pick up women at church because all that talk of sex being dirty and wrong makes them super horny LMAO. I hope one day religion is forgotten so humanity can worry about more important and real issues we face.

[sheyla2003]

@FuckTheAmazingCunt Grow up or you won't be welcome in satan's hell channel XP . all children are pure, so stay pure and don't listen to satan, he only wants you to grow up so he can drag you to hell

[sheyla2003]

@jsuttonus it's brilliant, for a person who wants alot of enemies. A true good person only has satan and fools for their enemy. while you made 2 in just 20 secs, i can't imagine how much enemies you have now

[sheyla2003]

@stiltmeister well done for real, you won an eternity in hell.

[Gazgule]

Try doing that shit in Salt Lake Utah man...i swear as soon as I started talking about the flaws some of the old ladies sitting next to me reached for her gun...