Kohler Numi High Tech Toilet
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The toilet update story
Kohler: Numi hotline, how may I help you?
Customer: There seems to be a problem with the Numi software 2.0.
Kohler: What is the problem that you're facing sir?
Customer: Well, it's been two weeks already and my sex life is getting worse.
Kohler: How is that related to our product?
Customer: The spraying tip boiled my balls, also my wife's vagina.
Kohler: Let me transfer your call to our software assistance team.
... "Thank you for calling Microsoft, how may I help you?"
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Taking a crap will never be the same again :D
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I am NOT touching that remote.
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its probably full of shit lol
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I want a toilet in the middle of a room viewing the city!
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honestly? No matter if it's warm, the seat doesn't even really look comfortable ...
But on the other hand, hey, it showers your balls goddammit, and that is absolutely awesome xD
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you should see a jappanese toilet talk about crazy sh*t!
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AND THIS, IS HOW YOU GET BLING BLING TO THE BUTTHOLE !
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It has amazing features but I can't take a toilet presented as a luxury item seriously. It just feels like total overkill.
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Parece que vc está sentando numa máquina de cópias "xerox". rsrsrs... E aquela luz da ducha? Parece que o ET vai fazer um exame ginecológico na pessoa...rsrsrs...
I'd like nothing better than to take a dump next to the floor to ceiling windows in my skyscraper condo while overlooking the city below.
this1sYiutube 4 months ago 12
thumbs up for cracked!!
Xystosis 5 months ago 5