Chicago Soundtrack 2002 - 02.Funny Honey

[ROXIE]
Sometime's I'm right
Sometime's I'm wrong
But he doesn't care
He'll String along
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine

Sometime's I'm down
Sometime's I'm up
But he follows 'round
Like some droopy-eyed pup
He love me so
That sunny honey of mine

He ain't no sheik
That's no great physique
Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts

Oh, but look at that soul
I tell you, the whole
Is a whole lot greater than
The sum of his parts

And if you knew him like me
I know you'd agree
What if the world
Slandered my name?
Why, he'd be right there
Taking the blame

He loves me so
And it all suits me fine
That funny, sunny, honey
Hubby of mine

[AMOS (Spoken)]
A man's got a right to protect his home
and his loved ones, right?

[FOGARTY (Spoken)]
Of course, he has.

[AMOS (Spoken)]
Well, I came in from the garage, Officer, and I
see him coming through the window. With my
wife Roxanne there, sleepin'...like an angel...

[ROXIE]
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine

[AMOS (Spoken)]
...an angel!

[AMOS (Spoken)]
I mean supposin', just supposin', he had violated
her or somethin'...you know what I mean...
viloated?

[FOGARTY (Spoken)]
I know what you mean...

[AMOS (Spoken)]
...or somethin'. Think how terrible that would have been.
It's a good thing I came home from work on time, I'm tellin' ya that! I say I'm tellin' ya that!

[ROXIE]
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine

[FOGARTY (Spoken)]
Name of deceased... Fred Casely.

[AMOS (Spoken)]
Fred Casely. How could he be a burglar?
My wife knows him! He sold us our furniture!

[ROXIE]
Lord knows he ain't got the smarts

[AMOS (Spoken)]
She lied to me. She told me he was a burglar!

[FOGARTY (Spoken)]
You mean he was dead when you got home?

[AMOS (Spoken)]
She had him covered with a sheet and she's givin'
me that cock and bull story abou this burglar, and
I ought to say that I did it 'cause I was sure to get off.
Burglar, huh!

[ROXIE]
Now, he shot off his trap

I can't stand that sap

Look at him go
Rattin' on me
With just one more brain
What a half-wit he'd be

If they string me up
I'll know who
Brought the twine

[AMOS (Spoken)]
And I believed her!
That cheap little tramp. So, she
Was two-timing me, huh?
Well, then, she can just
Swing for all I care.
Boy, I'm down at the garage,
Working my butt off fourteen
Hours a day and she's up mucnhin'
on god-damn bon bons and jazzing.
This time she pushed me too far.
That little chiseler.
Boy, what I sap I was!

That scummy, crummy
Dummy hubby of mine!

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[mysterioso2006]

I remember listening to this when I was 7 years old.

That is why I am the classy gentleman I am today.

[theprinceofbroadway]

Everytime I hear this it reminds me of the start of Cabaret "Maybe This Time" , but both shows have the same composers lol!!

[usordm]

she is a really good singer! i love chicago

[MultiYAY123]

Chicago is the best musical EVER <3 :) Gotta love it... when I was young I liked it for the music and when I was like fourteen, I watched it and understood it all and thought.."my mom let me watch stuff like this?" Oh goodness...

[phantomfangurl]

@mysterioso2006 Oh my gosh! So your not extinct?? :O

Watched this since I was 7 too ;D

[IllusionaryRealms]

Roxie after the song, "You are DISLOYAL husband!" xD

[SexyDarkSkin3000]

i love chicago

[fatizoo1000]

She's the sexiest woman I've ever seen. OMG! I'd marry her if I were there....

But I'll be waiting for her in heaven, if God wants.

[TheBluRabbit]

...he gave us ten percent off....

[ilovesocialnetworks]

this song is so lovely <3

[Ncomicsandvideos]

@mysterioso2006 Same here! Except I was six.