The Rapture - Are u ready ??

The Rapture - Are u ready ??

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[8582Dave]

Jesus might come today or tomorrow or in the next 50,000 years or never. Jesus himself thought he would be back before his generation was gone. He said he would be back before some of the people there died. Its been 2000 years. Jesus, if he ever existed, is dead. He isn't coming back. I've even read where the fundies have people still alive from Jesus's time. They believe this, so they don't have to admit Jesus was wrong. Its been 2,000 years. Don't Fundies feel silly preaching this?

[Imaginefree69]

Your god has not had a single success yet. He made perfect angels. He made perfect humans on a perfect earth. He had a perfect son. And ALL of them end up tortured and dead. He ends up with a few thousand buddies to lay around paradise with for ever while ALL the rest are destroyed or tortured for eternity. Has there ever been a bigger loser? Ever? And you are banking that THIS time, this one last time, God is gonna hit the ball out of the park for you? Good luck with that!

[TRISAND]

Itsa coming.....the rapture that is. Escape tribulation and well BE RAPTURED. Christ is a coming!

[ravenvirgil]

nobody knows when the rapture will hapen,even jesus didnt know, only god the father knows.you cannot predict when it will happen,setting dates is a dangourous thing & is not what god told us to do,we should NOT set dates, all it says is when these things BEGIN to happen look up for your redemtion draws near,it says in the bible that when thaes things happen you will not see another generation,I.E it will be in your lifetime, but we do not know when it will happen,onl;y god knows when

[NonStampCollector]

That was so crap.

Hey Christians, are you ready for the return of the 12th Imam to Mecca?

When that happens.....

well you know the rest of the story because it's the same sort of made up shit.

I'm ready to take bets on when the rapture is gonna happen.

Anyone with certainty please contact me and I'll be in for my life's savings that you're wrong.

[rvvr]

How about this! I can prove that there will be no rapture sooner that 2011! If you want more info, I am prepareing a lesson on the second coming of Christ that will be available within the next week. This is not some sort of hidden secret, but a lessoon with information taken right from the word of God. Contact me if you would like a copy at my youtube account.

[AbimaelTorres7]

Are all of you people Ready for the Coming of our CHRIST THE LORD. I AM!

[Xscapegirl]

yea it made my heart skip a beat (so loud on my speaker) but it was a nice vid and i am ready:)

[Leedsboy13]

Oh, Am I ready for the rapture?  Big time ready!

[JonO387]

I can't wait for the rapture. I'm ready to kick some cyborg-zombie-demon ASS!!!!

I gota damn arsenal they aint fucking with me.