Sexy Back: Calculus Style

*EDIT* Everybody keeps telling me to redo the audio, i just might if i can find the files i used.

*EDIT EDIT* I still can't find the hard drive that I had my original files on, so in the meantime you can watch the karaoke version. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3_EheTZCso


Just a little video I made for a calculus project. Much thanks goes out to Giuseppe, Rebecca, and John, Nick, and Andrew for helping me film it.

Apparently nobody can understand the lyrics, so here goes:

Im brignin Ln back.
Those differentials dont know to act.
Its got a base e thats a natural fact.
Takin the integral is hard to hack.

Take it to the bridge.

Integrand.
I didnt study as much as i planned.
Now my need for extra points is out of hand.
And im stalkin mr carver in my van.

Take it to the chorus

X + 3
(Take the derivative)
Gotta add c.
(Take the derivative)
Gimme a U
(Take the derivative)
Sneakers not shoes.
(Take the derivative)
Wats the integral of Cosine X?
(Take the derivative)
Its real complex.
(Take the derivative)
MVT
(Take the derivative)
Dont fine me.

Take the integral x4
(Take the derivative) x4

Im bringin retakes back.
I took a test that i just couldnt hack.
I printed retake sheets; a half a stack.
If they're not paperclipped i might get whacked.

Take it to the bridge.

Jujubes.
They're $1.15 a box but ill take three.
To make sure Carver knows that they're from me.
I wrote my name on them with a sharpie.

U ready?
For what?
Theres gonna be a formula quiz today?
Ohh S**T!

Im bringin long block back.
I hope i qualify to get a snack.
My group makes up for all the skills i lack.
A fall asleep and they pick up the slack.

Punch it in the TI,

83
Most of the time it does my work for me.
And i can use it to hold jujubes.
But if i touch it its a dollar fee.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• sexy
• back
• sexyback
• parody
• calculus
• justin
• timberlake
• math
• ln
• van
• jujubes
• jujube

[vidyogamasta]

Take the Integral! (Take the Derivative) x4

so.... uhhh..... end up with what you started with????

[caveman314]

@vidyogamasta

The lyrics are just a bunch of math terms put together. Theyre not a set of instructions!

[Onadragonfly]

Ingenius! You guys did an amazing job

Can I make a karaoke video of this using your lyrics and music video? I'll post it as a video response and give you credit in the video (and annotation too).

[caveman314]

@Onadragonfly

Totally! I'd love to see it when its done.

[Koolaids777]

mic setting fail??

[caveman314]

@Koolaids777

it was a combination of me being shy and trying to make it sound distorted like in the original song

[ozZziiiii]

redo the sound! :p

[eurodancequeen]

The former math major in me hates to say that she loves this right now.

[penguinpoop4]

@vidyogamasta well no, technically you would have the third derivative...

[theeReddVision]

dude, i can barely hear wat ur sayin

[queerpriestess]

This is good, but it could be awesome if the sound was redone.

[krainekraine]

Unfortunately this isn't educational, and nobody can use it for calc projects. :|

[TheJakeGreene]

not bad, but I say that "Calculus round the clock" is one of the best math parodies yet. check it out.

[DarkBloodurth]

sounds better with the vuvuzela button

[incredulosity]

"(Take the derivative)

Gotta add c." Your lyrics are misleading! You add a C when integrating, not deriving! D:

[Onadragonfly]

@caveman314: youtube . com/ watch?v=_3_EheTZCso