Speeding Ticket Excuses
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That's it I'm dumping water on my lap next time!
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haha i tried the crying technique and told him i am leaving for Marine boot camp in 2 months (I really am) and he then gave me a ticket for speeding 10 over instead of 11 over. now i have to take an 8 hour class to get it off my record.
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Just answer "you do know how it is when you get called that your kid has been taken to hospital, and wants to see you - don´t you?"
Worked 2 out of 3 times ^^
But it´s important to be heading to a hospital, of course ;-)
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My excuse is "I GOT 2 GO TAKE A DUMP!"
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hotforwords?
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1.) Is this a valid cause of action officer? It is? And how many elements are there in a valid cause of action? You don't know? See you in court =D
2.) Is it your testimony that I was in the State at the time the alleged crime\infraction happened? It is? Did you just make that up or did it come from facts currently held within your knowledge? Your knowledge you say? Okay, factually what is a State? OBJECTION! Call for a legal conclusion the witness cannot testify! (impeach the only witness)=D
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Well, 2 times I got away from speeding tickets,by crying alot,I was crying anyway
listen to a sad song on the radio. I was crying before anyway. So both times they let me go. They felt sorry for me,Then i wasn't so lucky the 3rd time,got speeding ticket,didn't cry this time.
darn it,I should of cryed, money,money again, 2 steps forward,3 steps back.
When it rains it pours. wawa:( Smile & Peace
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@RoganSF illegal or not, the Man always finds a way to win lol. The court systeym is so fucking corrupt
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I cant say that you'll be able to get away from the cops if you run from them
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I said that it was my first week not living at home and my mom (wholives alone) gets sick and I was on my way o go see if she was okay! It got me out... I was stupid and this wa 5 years ago,... but I was going 7 in a 45 and it was a 350 plus dollar ticket... I explained how sorry I was, and I didnt realize I was gong ThAt fast, but I really am worried about my mom... every cop has mom... and likel you are going to get away with it...
your better off not speading tho!
What seems to be the officer, problem?
jtdrye 3 years ago 13
i offered the cop a donuts
12344bam 2 years ago 6