Juese Belmont - Castlevania

This song was made by "Disk Mastah Smokabitch" (Shael Riley)

From: http://olremix.org/remixes/300

Juese Belmont!

Belmont too cool to fight Dracula.
Put down whip and equipt spatula.
Can't fight Drac if the Belmont dies.
Touchin' ladies thighs,
to keep the name alive.


Doesn't fight Dracula;
only makes pancakes.
Would be a hero
he's four and a half
decades late!
Haaauh!
Get down!

Juess Bel-mont's tough!
Juess Bel-mont's rough!

Can't fight Draca-ula
With a spata-ula

People always tell me
"Belmont, be brave!"
Don't know why. Drac ain't coming back from the grave.
We got like fourty-five years!
Villagers, cool down!
I got this Belmont DNA
gotta pass it around

Doesn't fight Dracula
Only fights boredom.
Come on now, bachelorettes,
you can't ignore him he's
Jueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

little bit different from the Belmont best.
I don't want Medusa heads; just gimme the breasts!
if she's chesty
I get all those STDs, got a rock cock. Hah hah -pee pee pee.

But that won't happen, see? Always keep it protected.
Have Sylpha cast spells when it get erected.
Unacceptable anything would be
cause one Belmont gets chicks
and that Belmont is me.

Alucard? I'd rather have it Grant Dynasty.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Castlevania
• vampire
• killer
• olr
• overlooked
• remix

[shibbyguy101]

Where the f could I download this? I want to burn it on a CD. If you know, please tell me! And, if this is on an actual ALBUM, can you please tell me the name of it? Thanks a bunch. :)

Oh yeah, by the way, Shael rules. :P

[blackdevil4321]

Just click on the link in the description, click "download" and right click the other download button. Choose "Save target as..." and choose the location to save it to.

[Megamaniac610]

I'd love being Juese, I mean, literally his entire purpose in life is to get laid. Sex is his destiny.

[GlennMagusHarvey]

Oh, he definitely proved his worth...with the ladies! :P

[IronBreloom]

WHERE IS THE REPLAY BUTTON

[ThePustulio]

suck me alllll day err day

[IronBreloom]

OC Remix sent me

[SatixX1]

modern warfare players decided to try older games and, sadly for us, got inspired -_-

[BobTheSkeleton]

@Megamaniac610 don't forget pancakes!

[JaydeXMicky]

go go 

[sirwartooth]

SyLpha?

SYPHA!

[crimsonpatty]

@WolfSoul28 whats that?

[hmp22]

@blackdevil4321

OLR, nigga!

[WolfSoul28]

The Stuff of Legends' version is way better than this. Sorry.