Blue State Granola Minute

-"Finally, a voice for the disenfranchised Godless heathen, Satan worshipping, abortion loving, pot smoking, Moonbats." -Me
***DISCLAIMER!!!!PARODY!!!!****I want to believe everyone will know that this is a parody of extremist Right Wingers' propaganda sterotypes of the "Blue States", whatever the hell THAT means, but it is so awful, I feel compelled to make this Disclaimer***** I don't really hate kids or eat that much granola.
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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• sex
• girls
• boobs
• gay
• drugs
• red
• state
• update
• blue
• granola
• sitar

[KingWi11]

Ironic parodies never work... sorry dude.

[BillyDOOM23]

I'll keep that in mind.

[nadaboom]

fucking white douche bags sitting and ruining the rich culture behind the sitar...i hate fucking hippies

[BillyDOOM23]

I hate us Hippies too. Keep fighting the good fight brother!

FYI I love and respect my sitar and it's history, but I was using it as a prop to satirize media portrayals of those in the "Blue States".

Granola has a rich history too, but the Quaker Oats guys aren't throwing a hissy fit now are they?

[hellneck07]

ok....

[BillyDOOM23]

I detect that you wanted this comment to be pronounced "Oh-Kayyyy?" as if you didn't understand.

[wrathofme03]

i don't think you've ever been baked.

good job suburban white boy.

[ibimw]

King Obama will heal the Galaxy!

[RedneckCasanova]

Uh-oh...yeah, I guess it IS hard to make ironic parody work with a sound-byte audience!

Well that's OK...I got it! Fun video, man!

[BillyDOOM23]

They're just too stoned to move, or they would.

=)

[BillyDOOM23]

Kidding.