Christians Fundamentalists Creationists Bush -Bill Hicks

That's another good thing about Bush being gone, man.

Because for the last 12 years with Reagan and Bush we have had fundamentalist Christians in the white house.

Fundamentalist

Including that wacky fire and brimstone ending. Revelations

Tell me when Lord, tell me when.

Fundamentalist Christianity, fascinating. These people actually believe the world is twelve thousand years old.

Well how fvcking scientific. Didn't know you went to so much trouble.

You believe the world is 12000 years old?

Muh-uh.

You think it would be mentioned in the fvcking bible.

The trail was blocked was a huge brontosaurus.

What a big fvcking lizard, Lord.

But Jesus was unafraid. And removed the splinter from his paw. And Jesus sent him to Scotland.

Americans brought their fat fvcking dollars.

But get this. Dinosaur fossils. How does this fit into your view of life.

Dinosaur fossils? God put those here to test our faith!

Does that trouble anyone here?

Some prankster god, running around.

We will see who believes in me now. Ho ho ho.

You die and saint peter, flying lizards? God was fvcking with you!

It seemed so plausible!!....

Ever notice how people who believe in Creationism seem really unevolved?

I believe god created me in one day.

Well... definitely looks like he rushed it....

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[kylescotternest]

wanna here somting funny youtube alex jones darth vader.

[charles woodard]

you can suck it!people have the right to worship other religions

[arbitterm]

Bill would have had a field day with Jr.

[jesuswatchesyouwank]

Jinitron, you're truly the shit. Woot right back.

[Sloverdable]

What a big fucking lizard, Lord!

[Montrealien]

what's sadder is the people actually think Youtube comments matter.

[mikelecane]

Youtube comments are a sad inditement to the inevitably fucked up world we live in.

[Spoon Portugal]

lol

[jerico641]

I think he called it pretty close; before the evangelicals just pulled out all the fucking stops and started in with the "dinosaurs in the garden of eden" and "dinosaurs on noah's ark", I used to hear this "god's test of faith" shit about fossilized bones all the time. Bill Hicks was a funny, smart guy.