The Toxic Avenger

And so Melvin became the Toxic Avenger, a horribly deformed monster driven to destroy evil. Destroy is an especially apt term, he rips off arms (Then beats people with them.), crushes heads, and jams a mop into the skull of each vanquished criminal. Oh, he falls in love too! With a beautiful, bountiful, blonde, blind, bimbo named Sara. She's cute enough, unfortunately if there's one place she's going to put that cane it's into the closest man's crotch. Lucky for us that ends up being Toxie most of the time, nuclear gonads are nigh invulnerable to whacking.

In this video, Toxie takes on some criminals in this scene. Why did the one guy's arm rip off, rather than him being flipped over the superjanitor? One thing is certain, I'm not doing the "pull my finger" trick anymore.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• toxic
• avenger
• melvin
• toxie
• janitor
• nerd
• mop
• horror
• funny
• film

[SomethingAwfulYT]

I've never seen the movie, but I bet I'd enjoy it. Thus Toxic Avenger being good cinema. I'm a certified film critic. Fuck you LiberatedSpirit, you giant cunt.

[criminaljustice1977]

Classic- Great movie!

[JustGreg11]

you know your bad when you can rip a man arm of and beat him with his own damn arm!!!

[prorogue1]

wtf?

[countflaming]

if you got beaten over the head with your own arm...its time to give up.

[deluxedookie]

lol sound effects :D

[iStopMotion63]

at 0:17, you can totally see the dudes arm in his shirt

[swavesevah]

Yo that's my father. Larry Sutton, talented actor, martial arts expert, and he do taxes...

True story....WADDUP POPS!

Son of a one armed man.......coming soon..

[breandkk]

thats mii grandpa.. wow.. i'm going 2 laugh at him so hard..!!

[cryfab]

W TROMA! TROMA RULES!

You make me laugh...